trumpette

These are normally obese, tattooed, uneducated baby makers that drive beat up '92 Pontiacs and date hairy backed dotards. They voted for trump because their dotard boyfriends have 'struction jobs and told them to. All of their kids have different last names and their asses are the size of Delaware. Some of them smoke mile long Benson and Hedges and hang out at the local watering hole while their kids tear up their government subsidized housing.

That trumpette really looks like an old whore doesn't she? I'll bet she has a big gizmo.

by Master of The Factory August 8, 2018

Krumpfoteq

an electronic style of music originating in central Alabama, often played at moments of kick ass parties. It's a fusion of all great dance music, more emphasis on the electronic, mixed with a dash of disco, techno, rock, rap, industrial,and punk.

Yo, you listen to that new Krumpfoteq song? That shit of off the hook!

by Dick Mannly December 17, 2008

Krumpetschluffer

a person who makes up fake words just to sound smarter than everyone else, but really has a very small miniscule, pathetic vocabulary. Associated with braggers, bitchers, and hoes.

That krumpetschluffer tried to show him up but really he was just being stupid.

by Sillabamanda Bo May 12, 2006

Brumpette

Similar to brumpet. To pass gas in an unquiet manner. A brumpette produces higher musical notes. A more polite way of saying butt trumpet". See Brumpet or fart or flatulence.

Emiliano: "Would you like to hear my brumpette"

by J.J. Goodwind February 18, 2009

krumpert

A man who has a impressive beard but a silent and deadly demeanor. Often alluded to being lumberjacks because of the naturally great beard and mysterious nature, and therefore great lovers; though this doesn't need to be the case.

Other uses include comparing the person to samurai and carrying "The Manslayer" as another nickname, partially because of the silent ways of the person and is hiding in the shadows symbolized by the amazing beard.

The word has no origin.

Shortened "nickname versions" include 'krump' or 'krumptarian'.

Person 1: "Hey Krump. What's up?"
Krumpert: "...."
Person 1: "That's cool."
or,
"That's a nice krumpert you've got going there."
or,
"Hide, its The Manslayer!"

by Insane2757 December 29, 2007

Krumpet

The area between your asshole and ballsack (only used when the krumpet area is sweaty and smelly)

Steve tore his pants after a long days work only to reveal his krumpet.

by Jonathan Hudson June 19, 2008

trumpette

A tiny trumpet, approximately a tenth of the size of your average orchestral trumpet.

Yo playa I wanna play some brass on holiday, lets take the trumpette.

by Sandles4Jesus October 2, 2007