Kauffman

If you are called this it means you have a penis that is too long to be measured by a ruler. That you are a play boy, what every woman wants.

That Kauffman must be fun in the sack.

by the1-69 September 24, 2005

Kuffar

Also spelled 'kafir' or 'kaffir', Kuffar is a highly derogatory Arabic term used to refer to non-Muslims, though it is usually directed less against "People of the Book" (Christians and Jews) and more against others (Hindus, Buddhists, Shintoists, etc).

Separate laws govern Muslims and kuffars in an Islamic state with kuffars being viciously suppressed. For example: the blood payment to the family of a murdered Muslim man in Saudi Arabia is 1,000,000 Riyals; the payment to the family of a murdered Hindu woman is 3,333 Riyals.

Against kuffars make ready your strength to the utmost of your power, including steeds of war to strike terror into the (hearts of) the Enemy of Allah and your enemy, and others beside, whom you may not know, but whom Allah does know. Whatever you shall spend in the Cause of Allah, shall be repaid to you, and you shall not be treated unjustly. (Qur'an: 8:60)

by rapmasta May 2, 2004

kauffmanism

When you say something confidently when in reality you are full of shit

I realized I got duped by a kauffmanism.

by kauffmanism May 11, 2014

Knuffler

The master of seat sniffing, knows all the vintage smells and flavours and can distinguish the scent of multiple ethnicities. Has a particular Penchant for sweaty crack - prefers males

Knuffler extraordinary, Liam Johnson, considered to be the founder and master of knuffling, is a true knuffling professional, bouncing around the office from one cubicle to the next

by Ruby miner September 12, 2020

kuff

to strike by any means necessary normally with a slap or a backhander

hafifa gave me a big kuff for calling her tonka tough

by cc July 4, 2004

Kuff

A picture of a girl peeing, usually taken by one of her girl friends, and usually in an intoxicated state. The most common Kuff is a girl on the toilet, followed closely by a girl squatting outside.

"Whoa, the girl in this Kuff has got a Brazilian goin' on down there!"

by JakeBarnes July 27, 2006

Kuffufle

a big mess, awkward time, when something goes wrong

I am in a Kuffufle today

by MasterChief12_dud June 3, 2006