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Katanatard

A person who unquestioningly believes any (or possibly every) myth, no matter how incredulous, about the cutting power, efficiency, design, manufacture, materials (typically the steel) and other attributes of the katana (whether an artifact or a replica), especially in the hands of a samurai, ninja or some other action hero. Typically, the katanatard will also feel the need to make similar extravagant claims him/herself to everyone else (especially any skeptics), in spite of a typically superficial knowledge at best of militaria and military history. Often also a japanophile, sometimes also an otaku, and possibly, but not necessarily, also someone with a sexual fetish for the katana.

Origin: Blend of "katana" and "retard", probably modeled on "fucktard" and similar words with -tard as the second element.
I heard this one guy on the boards go: "European plate armor? That's the best you can do? Please. An Edo-Period katana could cleave a Sherman Tank in two." Damn katanatards these days...
by Causal Object of Gamer Desire September 19, 2009
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Katanya

Most amazingly beautiful and bootylicious creature to grace this planet with her wiley ways. Commonly associated with Snap Neck injuries incurred by fellas coping a perv on her fine form. Sweet to behold.
Dr: Ah, ha. I see. You have Snap Neck
Perv: Oh.... it was Katanya. She was crossing the street.
by Jamjunk February 4, 2010
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Kotai

A very dirty room and will get JDM soon.
Bilik macam kotai. Tau kotai? Tak kan - Ishqi,2019
by RiseOfKotai August 17, 2019
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Kohane

a hamster with a cap
that hamster looks like a kohane
by gaysexfan57 November 6, 2022
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Chainsaw Katana

The most powerful weapon in all existence. It has been known to cause multiple emotions in humans, the two most common being fear and sexual desire. It is thought that chuck norris himself crafted this destroyer of worlds. Photographs and drawings of the divine weapon must have an explosion photo shopped in the background so that the paper doesn't burn up from the awesomeness.
Man 1: Did you hear about that planet exploding the other day?
Man 2: Yeah, must have been a Chainsaw Katana
by joeydud15 August 30, 2013
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Koman Coulibaly

To be the worst ref in the world in your respective sport. Coined after a horrendous job in the 2-2 tie between the United States and Slovenia in the World Cup, which included a "hand" ball off the neck, constant bad foul calls, and a goal taken away with under five minutes left.
Fan A: Wow, that ref was bad.
Fan B: Yeah, but he's no Koman Coulibaly.
Fan A: Touche
by Chad William Wallace June 20, 2010
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kotanga

Maori word for Aerial. Pronounced "Coathanga" - very ironic considering many car aerials in New Zealand are coathangers.
"Man that is a nice looking Kotanga"
"Chur bro - its a coathanger"
by J_NZ November 21, 2006
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