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kool aid man

A crazy giant beverage who breaks through walls in order to save humans from the minor inconvenience of thirst. Has the inability to use normal methods of entry, such as the door or gate. Has caused over 900 trillion dollars worth of property damage in his lifetime.
"oh yeah"(distant)
me: wtf was that? did you hear that?
CRASH!! "OH YEAH"
me: dude! my fucking roof!!
by OH YEAH September 21, 2003
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kool-aid manning

verb meaning to bust through a wall, door, or otherwise hard structure and suprise someone or a group of people and say, "OH, YEAH!"
"i was at this girl's apartment last night, and instead of knocking, i totally kool-aid manned the door. the bitch almost fell out of her chair."
by d beez August 24, 2005
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kool-aid-man

A verb meaning the act or process of entering a room by throwing yourself through a door with force similar to the force used by the Kool Aid Man in Kool-Aid commercials. The Kool Aid Man typically busted through doors or walls and said "Ohh yeah", but when Kool-Aid-Manning in through a door you've the option of also saying "What the fuck are you kids drinking?"
Mystery Person #1: Dude, Nathan was in bed and his door was closed, so I kool-aid-manned it through and now his door is torn up. He's pretty pissed.
Mystery Person #2: Yeah, he's got $3,000. He can fix it.
by KoolAidMan December 9, 2008
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Kool-aid Man

A jug of Kool-Aid drink who thinks he is cool, and randomly busts into peoples houses/workplaces greeting them with a friendly "Oh Yeah!"
Judge: Peter Griffen, I'm sentencing you to 24 months in prison.
Lois: Oh no!
Brian: Oh no!
Chris: Oh no!
Meg: Oh no!
Kool-Aid Man: Oh yeah!
by Brad Hallett May 16, 2005
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The Kool-Aid Man

A Sexual activity during Fellatio, deep throating , in which your male partner crashes his penis swiftly past your throat barrier and saying “Oh yeah!” Similar to when the kool aid man breaks through the wall.
Her throat is bruised because I gave her the Kool-Aid man! Oh, yeah!
by Josheronica December 18, 2020
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kool aid man

giant thing of kool aid.often bust through the wall when peter griffin is in court
peter:oh no!meg:oh no!brian:oh no!chris:oh no!kool aid man:oh yeah! judge:will everyone stop saying oh no in the courtroom 'cause the kool ad man will keep showing up!
by futuramafan February 8, 2008
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Kool Aid Man

A beastly man in the shape of a glass pitcher filled with kool aid with arms and legs that bust's through walls yelling Oh Yeah!
Kiersten : Thank God Chad put an end to Steve hanging around here during the week!
Kaylee : Yeah I guess changing the locks and adding extra security really helps!
Kiersten : What the fuck's that noise?
Steve : Oh Yeah!!!!
Kaylee : God Damn't you busted a hole in the building Jesus Christ!
Steve : Im the Kool Aid Man Oh Yeah!!!!
Chad : Why the fuck is there a hole in the building?
Kiersten : Oh Steve is the Kool Aid Man! Oh Yeah!
Chad : Steve can I see you in my office please?
Steve : Oh Yeah!!
by SlopNChop August 2, 2018
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