keppetjes

The fat upper part of your leg.
Keppetjes is used in dutch but you can also use it in english.

Ruben has verry nice Keppetjes

by Keppetjes master May 20, 2016

Keppi

A nickname your Jewish mom has for your head

Send me pics of your beautiful keppi with your nice new hat on!

by Jerry Garcia February 1, 2019

Keppered

When you're so baked you look retarded.

Friend 1: 'You see that guy over there?'
Friend 2: 'yea bro hes Keppered for sure!'

by SavageDude420 April 17, 2017

kneepad of the year

An award in southern NH presented each year to the local girl who seems to have given head to an awful lot of guys "in the family" during that year. The memorial plaque resides just outside of Nashua, NH and is updated yearly.

I was at some retarded party with drunk hicks. There was this fucking golden kneepad on the wall with my name on it under "1997-1998"...for Kneepad of the Year!...come to think of it...i WAS on my knees a lot that year!

by omen8 productions January 4, 2007

knippy

the mark created during the act of sexually stimulating another individual's hip with your knee, creating a bruise

Oh my god, Phil! That is a huge knippy! Did Grace give that to you last night?

by not your average hickey July 22, 2011

Kneippism

Treating disease by walking on wet grass.

Fhaul, Time's Barron: "will he use kneippism to treat himself?"

Aruu: "No, washing away diseases will never wash your inner problems"

Gatelord: "It'll only make it worse if you can't find the way."

by Star Spire June 17, 2018

keppets

A Cumbrian term to describe someone with large ears. Often used as an insult.

Be quiet mathew your keppets look like satellites

by Moz lad May 10, 2018