Oxnard Kneepad

When you eat a whole pepperoni pizza and then poop on the floor for your lover to kneel in.

I love to get the ol' Oxnard Kneepad when I get comfortable with a lady.

by gothamchick September 10, 2018

African Knee Pads

When a females tits are so saggy they can be used as knee pads for athletic events

Girl you have your knee pads today? No, but I'll just use my African Knee Pads.

by queffton December 12, 2014

knee pads

knee pads & pasties elbow pads & ( motor scooter helmet ) bedroom fun & games.

yo banana! I bang my knee pads through the sheet rock on a wall job.
motor scooter helmet keeps head from banging walls.

knee pads on a first date is HORNY!

by itichie_nocanpo August 10, 2006

Midget Knee Pads

The act of putting shoes under your knees while giving it to a girl doggy style, to prevent rug burn.

i was having sex so hard last night that i had to apply the Midget Knee Pads.

by Randomwhitedud3 May 29, 2015