Kmart

1.Cheap or of low quality.
2.Actually bought from a Kmart store.

That Kmart VCR will break in about a week.

by 5'11"Racer January 22, 2007

Kmart by the Sea

What upperclass people call tourist beach cities in the South.

"Dude, thank god were not going down to kmart by the sea again for the summer."

by Eleanor Tomlinson December 25, 2012

Smash Karts

(Not to be confused with Super Smash Karts)

A good game to play to waste time when you're supposed to be doing stuff

Bill: (has 14 late assignments): I'll just play smash karts instead of doing homework

by AllTheUsernamesAreInUse December 19, 2021

kmart complex

A pick up method guys use to belittle girls in order to sleep with them. It works on the priniciple that girls want to prove to guys how classy they are, when it may not always be the case.

Guy - "hey"
Girl (not interested) - "hi"
Guy - "nice dress"
Girl - "thanks it's a ____(insert designer name here)"
Guy - "oh really? i saw on just like it at k-mart" (walks away)
Girl - (trying to prove a point, chases guy) "actually..."
*great conversation starter and keeper as it encourages the girl to try to prove her point to the carefree guy* - the kmart complex.

by star_strat45 March 3, 2007

Kmart lover

A derogatory term used to define some one who is a hopeless cheapskate. The term is believed to have originated as an epic social media burn.

Person 1: Did you hear that Kenny only spent $50 on his missus engagement ring?
Person 2 : What a bloody Kmart lover

by jindu January 23, 2017

Playing Go-Karts

The act of sitting across from your homie and using his left and right testicles and the gas and brake. To steer you use his shaft as a joystick. To shift you use his nipples. This act is actually very heterosexual and not quee.

Me: Hey Liam, do you want to try playing go-karts?
Liam: Yeah sure man I'm down, although last time it really hurt my balls.

by Amateurmilfhunter69 May 15, 2022

Kmart

While Kmart did indeed file for bankruptcy in 2002, closing those stores enabled Kmart to reinvent itself, provide a larger selection of merchandise and initiate a merger with Sears, now known as Sears Holding Co.

Kmart was originally founded in 1899 by Sebastian S. Kresge as S.S. Kresge Co.

When Kresge opened his first store in 1899, he sold everything for 5 and 10 cents. The low prices appealed to shoppers and allowed him to expand to 85 stores in 1912, with annual sales of more than $10 million.

In 2003 Kmart exited Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection as Kmart Holding Corp and announced the merger with Sears in 2004.

The Company currently employs more than 133,000 associates, a far cry from the staff of 18 first employed at Kresge's five-and dime.

(i.e. a hell of a lot better than Wal-mart, note the definition about Wal-mart's edited CDs.)

Hello shoppers and welcome to your neighborhood Kmart. Today in the HBA department, you will find a wide selection of Jergens body lotion for buy one get one half off. This special ends today, so take advantage of it while you can. Thank you for shopping your neighborhood Kmart.

by harvardgirl87 September 23, 2006