Kitchenheimer

According to markiplier, it is the henchman to a kitchen Hitler. Similar to how Hitler had henchmen to do his dirty work, a kitchenheimer would do all of the dirty work for the head chef of a restaurant.

"Man, I hate being my boss's kitchenheimer. Just because he doesn't want to do the shit-work around the kitchen since he's the head chef doesn't mean that I WANT TO do it."

by The Water Hoe May 12, 2016

Kitchen Gun

An extremely rare weapon that can only be obtained by Derek Bum, which has the ability to instantly clean any surface that it is shot at. However, any object that is shot with the kitchen gun will either be partially or entirely destroyed.

Say goodbye to daily stains and dirty surfaces with new kitchen gun!

by [LAN CORD EJECTED] July 21, 2020

teacup kitten

This is a tiny young kitten who could actually fit into a teacup!

Bootsy is a little teacup kitten!

by I, Wreckerrr December 2, 2020

Kitchen-Broke

A woman who's been trained to know her place in the kitchen.

I had to dump Shelly. The sex was great, but the bitch ain't kitchen-broke.

by MFn Connery July 23, 2012

Kitten Play

Kitten play is a sub category of pet play - which is a BDSM practice. There is a lot that goes into it, but generally speaking, Kitten Play is a practice which involves a dom & sub (dominant and submissive). The pet, or in this case kitten, is the submissive, while their master, owner, or guardian is the dominant. A large part of kitten play, and pet play, is feeling like you have someone to take care of you - to rely on. When acting in kitten play, the submissive will meow, bite, scratch, or an other cat like behavior towards the dominant. The dominant will play with their kitten, and reward them for being good. Although, the full system of punishment & reward is a part of this practice.

Someone asked me why I wear a collar, ears, and tail, and I told them it is because I practice Kitten Play.

by masterslittlekitten December 19, 2015

kitten therapy

Ohhhhh, so cute! It's when you are really stressed out and cute kittens just brighten your day and melt your anxiety away.

I used kitten therapy earlier, and now I feel better in dealing with school, parents, etc.

by Carbona Ramone May 4, 2021

kittenball run

There is a fiber based internet website called Ravelry. There are many, many, many cat threads in the Lazy, Stupid & Godless forum/group. There is one particular person that lives in the Los Angeles area that has many feral momma cats having their kittens in her garage. She traps and spay/neuters the adults, and fosters the babies until they are big enough to be placed in forever homes. There are other members and non members of the group that volunteer to drive a leg of the route to get the kitten(s) to their new home(s) all over the United States, and up to the Canadian border.

Let's get to organizing the next kittenball run!

by 29ways April 22, 2018