Kismet

Kismet is beautiful and intelligent. She is such a strong athlete and boys have huge crushes on her.
Wow she’s really athletic she’s a kismet
by Skshevjeosge April 07, 2019
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kidd kismet

His name is matt he likes making people laugh. Talks about depression in his music showing people YOUR not alone. He hates all his exes,but he loves his hoes.he is that one popular kid at school that loves to make people laugh.he has a good soul he even wrote NURSERY RHYME. GOOD SONG BTW. And vice city.
He also is a producer #mattyg

Me:hi matt
Matt: Good evening
Kidd kismet is a better rapper than doctor dre just ask Jose sitting right bye u
by Northglenn famous February 11, 2019
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Kismet Dating

A dating app based on Vedic astrology. It is part of Ayurveda, and it uses your date, time, and place of birth to create a map of the cosmos. Then, a sacred algorithm uses that map to create a Kismet score with another person.
You are matched with a partner on eight dimensions of compatibility. These eight dimensions of compatibility in kismet dating include, Intimacy, Ego, Health, Communication, Birth Star, Emotional, and Temperament
There are Eight dimensions of compatibility are used to determine a match score. kismet dating covers , intimacy, Ego, Health, Communication, birth Star, Emotional , and temperament
by Kismet Guru September 20, 2019
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kidd kismet

A kid who thinks he is cool but really is cringe.
A: Is that kidd kismet?
B: yeah hes making another shitty beat
by wdadasggrgr November 02, 2020
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kismet irony

when your looking at the world and infer because of your point of view that something is meant to be, preordained, or destined when the reality is that all things are standalone events and not connected whats so ever, but still to percieve the connection between the events or what have you.
my name is frank stark and i feel a kismet irony when i see in the media all of the franks and starks it seems to be riddled with. i.e. francis underwood, tony stark, edward stark, the griffon from fantastic beasts name was frank, etc.
by bentgenius June 21, 2017
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Feed Kismet

When two unrelated stories appear side by side on a social media feed, and yet somehow share some commonality.
I thought I'd share this funny bit of feed kismet. My friend from college shared a status saying,"A little late night partying never hurt nobody." Then immediately under that, the Houston Chronicle posted a headline reading,"Bachelor Party Ends in Fatal Stabbing."
by VicShuttee October 20, 2016
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Dirty Kismet

A whore woman of whom will always believe it’s ‘fate’ that she met you. Has had at least 30 sexual partners due to this logic.
“I just slept with a girl last night bro, she was really hot! I honestly think it’s fate that we met last night.”
“Did she tell you that”
“Yeah”
“Damn bro, she just sounds like a Dirty Kismet. You should probably get yourself an STD test.”
by RegularSexHaver September 02, 2021
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