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Kismet Dating

A dating app based on Vedic astrology. It is part of Ayurveda, and it uses your date, time, and place of birth to create a map of the cosmos. Then, a sacred algorithm uses that map to create a Kismet score with another person.
You are matched with a partner on eight dimensions of compatibility. These eight dimensions of compatibility in kismet dating include, Intimacy, Ego, Health, Communication, Birth Star, Emotional, and Temperament
There are Eight dimensions of compatibility are used to determine a match score. kismet dating covers , intimacy, Ego, Health, Communication, birth Star, Emotional , and temperament
by Kismet Guru September 20, 2019
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kismetfish

Ampora's failed attempts to hate-snog anything with a pulse.
Cronus was a kismetfish when he tried to get with Porrim
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kismet

A great unix wi-fi (wireless) scanner that supports lots of wlan cards.
man i just compiled kismet and it's so much better than network stumbler
by bravo8 May 26, 2006
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kidd kismet

A kid who thinks he is cool but really is cringe.
A: Is that kidd kismet?
B: yeah hes making another shitty beat
by wdadasggrgr November 2, 2020
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Kismet

Fate; destiny, should never be confused with YOLO.

This noun is often mistaken for an adverb.
"I kismet, you kismet, he/she/we kismet. Kismeting, kismetology-the study of kismet, it's first grade Davenn".
by VelociJinya April 18, 2018
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kismet irony

when your looking at the world and infer because of your point of view that something is meant to be, preordained, or destined when the reality is that all things are standalone events and not connected whats so ever, but still to percieve the connection between the events or what have you.
my name is frank stark and i feel a kismet irony when i see in the media all of the franks and starks it seems to be riddled with. i.e. francis underwood, tony stark, edward stark, the griffon from fantastic beasts name was frank, etc.
by bentgenius June 27, 2017
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kismeth

See also kismet, is from Persian origin, was taken into Urdu, Hindi, Arabic and Turkish. It means fate destiny.kismet is a common name for girls and boys in Turkey and other oriental countries.
kismeth is a Hindi soap opera that airs on STAR One. The show is created by Durga Maa Telefilms and Kajal Jeswani.
kismeth is the name of a company in founding producing a serial 100 feet yacht.
by Kismeth June 14, 2008
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