kirking

As in "Kirk", William Shatner's character on Star Trek
1. Hitting on hot alien chicks
2. Having sex with a sexy alien girl
3. Getting tons of alien pussy

Hot alien girl: This Earth nigga keeps texting me, "Space Netflix and chill?"
Other alien girl: That earthling's just kirking you.

by Eternal Cock October 5, 2015

kirbing

the act of flailing ones hands in an utterly rediculous manner, usually done by homosexual men.

He was kirbing so much I thought that he had broken wrists.

by William Grace January 24, 2007

Kirking

Mainly used in the D.C. area it means to go crazy;to spaz out on someone; to over react; to curse someone out

DUde; yo what happened?
Girl: that girl tried to swizz me outta ma money
Dude:O thats why you was kirking out on her
Girl: yea i dont play that

by Tay Boo January 8, 2012

Captain Kirking

The process of spreading your seed far and wide, such as going to distant lands and having sex with the attractive locals there. For example, Captain Kirk from Star Trek would get with all the alien women on their voyage through unknown space. As far as reality goes, this could involve just different continents and countries.

"I think I'll get a passport and go Captain Kirking for a few years."

by qtpm February 26, 2019

Captain Kirking It

1. the act of being the first gay man with whom a straight man has ever had any sexual relations. Derived from the 1960s TV show “Star Trek” and suggesting that the gay man is “going where no man has gone before.”

“That guy had never even had any guy other than his doctor touch his junk so I was totally Captain Kirking It.”

by Filmgeek2112 April 20, 2011

Kirking

To have several relationships with hot women in short periods of time with no attatchment whatsoever.

Derived from Captain James T. Kirk of Star Trek TOS.

Dude, he was so kirking while he was in Austrailia, it was insane.

by Vey October 1, 2008

kirking it

The term used to describe when someones shirt rides up and exposes skin(usually because it is too tight)

"Hey you're kirking it! Pull your shirt down!", "Oh wow, that boy was kirking it and his stomach is so hairy"

by Sarah T March 13, 2008