kipper

Someone who is in a bad mood, angry or stressed.

He's got a right kipper on.

by W'action April 26, 2007

kipper

adj greatly annoyed; out of patience;

He had a right kipper.

by Act10n July 20, 2008

kipper

to deface or mutilate oneself accidently through mis-adventure

I was drunk last night and tried to run up a wall and fell on my head and kippered my face

by Harry White August 17, 2007

Kippered

When you are on top, in the midst of a heated act of sexual intercourse, and your dog sneakily finds his way onto the bed, where the pooch sniffs, and licks your anus.

"Man, it was going so great, I was piping this super hot babe, then all of a sudden I got kippered by my dumbass dog. I'd probably leave the door open again though."

by MoneyGString May 7, 2017

kippers

Acronym for Kids In Parents' Pockets Eroding Retirement Savings.

Used to describe young(ish) people who should have moved out of the parental home but have refused to give up the easy lifestyle and perks that this entails. As a result this costs the parents in money and time.

Dude, you're 27, do you still live with your Mom?

Yeah, so does my bro. We got it sweet, we're kippers!

by veeds1 September 8, 2009

Kipper

A British children's show featuring two dogs, two pigs, a toad and some other animals who talk with fancy accents.

My little brother was watching Kipper the other day, brought back some good memories.

by EnvyEskridge September 3, 2012

kippers

Acronym from Great Britain: "Kids In Parents Pockets Eroding Retirement Savings"

Ed's one of them Kippers...34 and the bloke's still living off is Mum.

by Zapf May 13, 2005