Kilode

A word in Yoruba which means "why" or "what is it". Often used if your Nigerian mom is annoyed at you.

I called my mom 9 times to ask if she could make plantain and puff puff so on the 9th time, she asked "KILODEEEEEEEEEE AH?". I then decided at that point that I should hang up because she might get the belt.

by nigerianboifromchicago April 24, 2019

kiloderp

The Standard International unit for stupidity.

When a derpometer is at hand:

*Man attempts to peel banana with rusty hacksaw*
Intellectual: "My God... I'm reading 16 kiloderps!"

by Dr. Herp Derpington October 11, 2010

kilopology

Literally, "a thousand pardons." A geeky form of apology that is nominally three orders of magnitude better than a simple, "I'm sorry." Kilopology is the most commonly used SI-unitized solicitation of forgiveness; others include "megapology" (offered in matters of sexual infidelity), "gigapology" (offered in matters of accidentally killing a little girl's pet pony), and terapology (offered when destroying worlds). Antonyms: millipology (i.e., not really giving a shit) & picopology (i.e., not even giving a fart).

Dude! I didn't mean to spill your beer. A kilopology and refill are in order.

by ET_Bill March 18, 2010

kilolanmetry

A synonym for math.

"Everybody. take out your kilolanmetry textbooks!" said the teacher.

by SockHead & Dindono June 17, 2009

nightfox_kilo

a bald variety twitch streamer that loves pineapple pizza.

NightFox_Kilo is likes pineapple pizza

by anonymous September 10, 2020

kilonazi

The unit originated in the webcomic 'Order of the Stick'. It is a measurement of evil equal to that of approximately one thousand nazis.

The hypothetical offspring of Sauron and Cruella de Vil would have an evil rating of between 4 and 5 kilonazis!

by MarkTan October 23, 2007

Kilote

Nigerian slang use primarily by African parents meaning, "What is wrong?" or "What is up?"

"Ah ah, kilote? What is going on, boy?"

by hfweufhefuwe June 18, 2018