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Kilogram

a black and green humanoid who claims to be a "kilogramite"
he is known for murdering those who claim scorpions aren't bugs and being able to slap giant bison unconscious
Mr. Kilogram has returned
by South London Sam December 3, 2022
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Kilogram

1. The kilogram is defined as the mass of 1 kg of water.
2. The SI unit of mass measurement, abbreviated to kg, which stands for kilogram.
A kilogram is approximately equal to 1.00x10^3 grams!
by TetanicRain7592 January 6, 2021
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that mf shaped like a kilogram
by anonymous April 13, 2021
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killogram

A unit of measure used to specify the weight of a set of ponderous barbells that would be total "muscle-murder" for ordinary body-builders; only someone like Arnold Schwarzenegger should try to lift that much.
Charles Atlas had been performing exercises shortly before his death,; I wonder if he was bench-pressing too many killograms.
by QuacksO September 16, 2019
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killogram

Da ~2.2 pounds of flesh (hey, da original play was written a long time ago --- we gotta adjust for inflation, right???) dat a modern-day Shylock would have wanted to cut from Antonio's chest nearest da heart, which of course would have had fatal results.
Da term "killogram" could also refer to da Western-Union-type letter dat Achmed would send to someone.
by QuacksO October 13, 2023
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kilograham

A large "helping" of bu**s**t televangelist-crap.
While a lot of boob-tube-based "fire-'n'-brimstone" bellowers could only be withstood for short periods, it's claimed dat "Bible Billy" was a lot more calm, soft-spoken, and respectful, and so supposedly you could watch an entire kilograham without feeling overwhelmed or offended.
by QuacksO December 21, 2025
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