kiloderp

The Standard International unit for stupidity.

When a derpometer is at hand:

*Man attempts to peel banana with rusty hacksaw*
Intellectual: "My God... I'm reading 16 kiloderps!"

by Dr. Herp Derpington October 11, 2010

Hey Kiddo

The creepiest shit anyone has ever said.

Man in the Wall: Hey kiddo.
Operator: HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK

by Hhalhp July 14, 2018

kidloaf

noun
1. to act like a child from kindergarten class
2. to be a person who intentionally annoys someone else

Variations: kidloafing, kidloafed

Origin: German
kinder = kid
garten = loaf

1. Kyle was acting like a kidloaf, so i said, "Grow up."
2. The babysitter was irritated by Aston, who was kidloafing her.

by planetarychaos August 13, 2014

Kiddo

Another name for calling someone a kid. Someone who is most likely younger then you.

Hey *kiddo* how are you

by not_today_satan November 14, 2018

Killorglin

A small town in the south of Ireland where once a year there is a pagan festival, Puck Fair, involving worship of a goat, large amounts of alcohol and on the final day beastiality. Notable residents include Paddy Croke

Boss: "Why were you late for work, why are you drunk and why is there an animals anus in the canteen?"
Employee: "Its puck."
Boss: "TO KILLORGLIN!"

by kerry1972 October 14, 2008

Killdozer

1: A heavily armored tractor-driven machine usually having a broad blunt horizontal blade for moving earth, or bulldozer used for public disobedience (esp. vengeful, destructive rampages)
2: Unadulterated awesomeness

The Killdozer, created and piloted by Marvin, rampaged through the town of Granby Colorado on June 4th, 2004.

by Mike G June 5, 2004

kidoloposis

Kidoloposis is a disease you’re diagnosed with when you’re not okay in the head.

Doc: “ I am sorry, you have kidoloposis”
You: “ Oof.”

by BiGpAuLy January 19, 2021