kickstand shit

When taking a rather large, long shit it literally props one's ass hence a kickstand shit.

I was so constipated in jail that after eight days I finally produced a kickstand shit!!

by ScotyD July 17, 2017

Rusty Kickstand

Rusty Kickstand - verb. When a gentleman is getting a blow-job from behind while laying prone on his stomach... preferably combined with ass play. Easily transitions into a "Rusty Trombone".

i.e. My girl was giving me a massage last night and she transitioned into a Rusty Kickstand like a champ!

by Jamcat77 March 11, 2014

kentucky kickstand

All activities that may result in a suspicious and serious neck injury.

I’m wearing this neck brace because I tried a Kentucky kickstand. Don’t do it!

by Funkylostsock April 15, 2021

Netflix Kickstand

When a guy has a boner and he props up his phone or tablet against it so he can watch Netflix while laying down relaxing on the couch or bed.

My phone case broke but no worries, I'll just prop it up on my Netflix Kickstand so I can watch this movie.

by Salty Goat Dog April 11, 2016

Kickstand

When you're leaning so much on Purple Drank you need a kickstand. The cough syrup gets you so high that it's hard to stand up.

u need that kickstand homie?

by TripleCupper January 13, 2011

california kickstand

A Kentucky kickstand but add avocado.

I tried a California kickstand and now I need a cervical spine fusion.

by Funkylostsock April 15, 2021

vagina with a kickstand

A tongue in cheek description of a transvestite, or basically anyone that appears to be a woman but upon further investigation is a dude. If you don't get the definition picture it ! Funny right ?

"Wow look at that chick over there, she's really hot."

"Dude, that isn't a woman, it's a vagina with a kickstand."

by gimbo is all in April 1, 2008