christ on a bicycle kick

Used to express incredulity at an overheaded goal

"Look at this overhead kick that was disallowed"

"Christ on a bicycle kick!"

by horsefacenose August 26, 2011

kick one

to run from the police.

"last night while we were smokin at the park the pigs rolled up on us and we had to kick one."

by yourhighness December 25, 2013

Kick ons

A gathering before a main party/event involving cocaine and hookers

Mate you going to kick ons before the concert?

by Rosary_candle March 5, 2022

kick the one

You Have To Fight Me, A One On One Fight

Sarah Was Talking Shit So I Told Her Kick The One With Me

by Tmackkkk November 29, 2018

to kick outside of one's coverage

To undertake an overly ambitious action that seems beyond one's capabilities.

An expression analogous to "his reach exceeds his grasp."

Etymology: From American football.

My girlfriend's way hotter than me. I'm totally kicking outside of my coverage.

To kick outside of one's coverage is a noble but often futile undertaking.

by Jones McJones February 13, 2009

Onside kick

When your banging two hot chicks, and fake jizz in hotty #1, then quickly jizz on the face of hotty #2. Followed by screaming TOUCHDOWN!!

"Johny's so cool, he onside kicked me and Jen last night".

"I know I heard him scream touchdown, from a block away".

"I know right".

by Codeman_333 July 15, 2010

Onside Kick

This is a sex in football terms phrase for "Asking out a slut"

"Hey man, so last night I did an Onside Kick with Denise...and dude you were right, we hooked up that same night"

by Mr. TSU December 18, 2007