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Donkey kick

A close relative of the donkey punch; equally as degrating. This can be accomplished by:

1. Mount the female from behind. Her rear end must be up and face flat on the bed (bonus points for dirt/concrete).

2. Though sodomy is prefered, place your penis in either hole.

3. Place your foot on her head and begin intercourse. (bonus points for foot in the mouth)
"After bringing Jen home from the bar, I was able to get her naked and on her knees. From there I had to make a decision: donkey punch or donkey kick."
by Stunna#1 November 22, 2003
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Donkey Kick

After a girl gets donkey punched, she can donkey kick the offender in the nads.
If a girl gets donkey punched she can then kick her leg back in order to hit the guy.
by The Irreverant Baron August 31, 2005
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Donkey-Kick-Back

This is a defense move against the donkey punch. If you are having anal sex and your partner donkey punches you then you kick up and back, like a donkey, hard! This is result in a swift kick to the balls.
John tried to Donkey punch me last night, so I pulled the Donkey-Kick-Back maneuver. Dude never saw it coming. He will think twice about pulling that donkey punch again.
by BitchiestRestingFace October 14, 2017
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Donkey Kick The Bucket

The saying that shows sarcasm and concern for the idiot that said the statement.
“Hey man You are wearing a red hat.” “Well Donkey kick the bucket you idiot!”
by morgansss October 11, 2021
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Donkey Kick

Taking a full bong hit to the dome causing you to choke, hitting it so hard it feels like you got kicked by a donkey.
Whos ready to get kicked?....
Donkey kicked!!!
by e town represent April 20, 2009
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Donkey Kick

When one plants there hands into the ground and then kicks into the air with there feet. Both feet at the same time. If you hit someone in the chest when doing a donkey kick, you have greatly succeded. Perputated by Jack Black.
by Dan March 29, 2004
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Brazilian Donkey Kick

When your girl masturbates herself with a lit candle and you literally stick a foot up her ass.
Guy 1: Dude, I gave Tarkisha a brazilian donkey kick last night, I messed her up so bad.
Guy 2: Noice.
by IRHMP August 27, 2016
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