KGB

Komitet Gosudarstvennoy Bezopasnosti
(Committee for State Security)

The Russian intelligence agency, similar to America's CIA.

"Vladimir Putin seems like an ok guy, but some worry because he's ex-KGB."
-me

by Dave April 16, 2004

KGB

Russian Komitet gosudarstvennoi bezopasnosti

Hes an Ex-KGB member.

by KGB December 14, 2003

KGB

The KGB were simply the Russian Secret Police. Pronounced "Komitet Gosudarstvennoy Bezopasnosti." In Russian it means "Committee for State Security."

The KGB acted as:

-The Soviet internal security.
-The Soviet intelligence agnecy.
-And the Soviet secret police.

They came into formation in 1954, and died when the chairman, Vladimir Kryuchkov tried to overthrow president Gorbachev.

They were tough, ruthless, and badass. Using torture and execution to solve the Soviet Unions problems.

My grandfather was an officer of the KGB.

by NudieZippo July 20, 2008

KGB

the russian spy organization that answers almost any question for a dollar.often resulting in a good laugh.

KGB the question"if i have sex with a preachers daughter will the holy water in her vagina eat off my penis?" the answer was"if anything it will purify and bless it."

by the chippster February 15, 2010

KGB

still watching you???

kgb is to russia as cia is to us

by - - March 31, 2005

KGB

Killer Green Buds. I believe it is a 1908's Northern California term for top quality marijuana.

Stewie: "Dude, do have any weed?"

Brian: "Yeah, I just scored some KGB from Cecil last night!"

by Dr. Dre-Jim September 3, 2009

KGB

A service used for asking questions while on the go. You text KGB and they will quickly answer your question, for a price. There are other services that are free, like ChaCha. But KGB has educated people on the other line. And not prepubescent immature teenagers.

Person: *texts KGB* What is the capitol of Texas?
KGB: *texts back* The capitol of Texas is Austin.

Person: *texts ChaCha* What is the capitol of Texas?
ChaCha: *texts back* idk lols.

by Colored Crayon March 29, 2010