Kesher

A drink, usually alcoholic. Used in Dundee, Scotland.
Sometimes appreviated to Kesh

"I need a kesher"

by dee4life February 18, 2009

Kessel

to kessel s.o. means to tell somebody unbelievable lies in rapid succession so the person gets confused.

Hafi was kesseled by Wiesi.

by The Fr34k May 11, 2008

Phil Kessel

A re-rack in the drinking game Beirut, it is named after the hockey player Phil Kessel who plays for the Boston Bruins. It consist of four cups, three vertical and one cup horizontal to the middle cup. This is a reference to the fact that Phil Kessel has only one testicle after suffering testicular cancer. This is done in good fun, since Phil Kessel is considered to be a sick right winger. The saying hails from the frisbee team at Stonehill College

Phil: Re-rack?

Tim:Yeah man

Conor: Yo, how do you wanna us to re-rack it then?

Tim: Phil Kessel that sit dude!

by LeprechaunCBN June 25, 2009

koshelal

koshelal

Something that is kosher and halal at the same time

Why don't Muslims consider kosher food koshelal? Jews consider halal food not only halal, but koshelal.

by Uncle Dimma March 17, 2015

autumn kessel

The most beautiful girl you will ever meet she the most beautiful eyes that change color. The most beautiful smile that makes your heart flutter even though she can sometimes she will bite you it's fine cause she's really cute about it. She has the most beautiful face the kind that you can stare at for ours she is truly the definition of beautiful.

Whats your apion on that autumn kessel girl, ow you mean that one cute girl she's really amazing

by Redhead the 1st March 17, 2023

keshet

To involuntarily defecate while ejaculating.

Caused by the total release and lack of control that happens during orgasm. Can apply to both males and females although it is more commonly associated with males.

Past tense: keshat
Gerund: keshetting

We're never hooking up again! He always keshets after I've put clean sheets on the bed. Unless he wants to bring his own sheets, we're through!

by CheddarWhale August 1, 2012

brad keselowski

Also known as horse face. Neigh!!

Wrecked Jeff Gordon at Texas in 2014. Knocked him out of the chase because he couldn't see over his horse snout.

NASCAR fan #1: Did you see what Horse Face did??
NASCAR fan #2: yeah, uncalled for. Probably because Brad Keselowski's horse snout got in the way.

by Nascar2488 May 22, 2016