by pp ;) October 3, 2019
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First, the larger, alpha male, stands over the submissive, or bitch male, and makes the bitch perform oral felation. Next, the live duck is inserted, head-first, into the bitch's ass (keep in mind, this bitch is male), and the alpha male proceeds to rub the sandpaper vigorously onto the bitch's mankong. Lastly, the alpha male juices the sliced grapefruit on the bitch's mankong.
First, the larger, alpha male, stands over the submissive, or bitch male, and makes the bitch perform oral felation. Next, the live duck is inserted, head-first, into the bitch's ass (keep in mind, this bitch is male), and the alpha male proceeds to rub the sandpaper vigorously onto the bitch's mankong. Lastly, the alpha male juices the sliced grapefruit on the bitch's mankong.
Man, I just got a Kenyon in that ally!
Tom, Kenyons are God's way of saying don't do that.
How long till you get the duck?
Tom, Kenyons are God's way of saying don't do that.
How long till you get the duck?
by Moo-cow September 26, 2005
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As in Peter Kenyon chief executive of Chelsea Football Club, meaning A 'Cunt'
Used mainly in football forums.
Used mainly in football forums.
by Whit Lane Red December 13, 2008
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Get the Kenyon mug.Kenyon is a small child in the closet not literally i´m GAY writting this at 10:25 not drooling over tom holland ... and a bitch
kenyon is a bitch
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