Uncle Kempy

Another definition of this is for all you fry cooks, waiters, and bus boys. This is when you are at work cleaning tables and suddenly you see gum under the table. How do you get it off you ask? Use the “Uncle Kempy” method. You take your micro penis, which is small and needle shaped, to jab all the dried gum off. Once you get all the gum from under the table off, table 9 will look amazing.
Today I was cleaning table 9 when I noticed the gum under the table, so I gave it a good uncle kempy scrub.
by Thelony March 11, 2023
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Kempy lunge

Two definitions for this one.

The third dart thrown in a hand of darts, BUT the thrower must use the entire body to project the arrow
Alternatively - the unlubed trap two invasion without accurate line-up or permission
by Mayor Giuliani October 24, 2003
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by Sam Hopkins November 23, 2021
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Kempy

Prioritizing your dick over everyone else in your life.

When your ego is so huge, it shrinks your balls.

Dudes with no ass posting man thong selfies.
"Did he just leave his girl to get his dick sucked by someone halfway across the world? Did he just pull a Kempy?

"Dude did you see that guy posted a man thong selfies while making food? Do you think he ate shit particle sandwiches? Did he just pull a Kempy?"
by Mike's Shit Defs April 06, 2022
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