Kelly Clarkson 

The first American Idol winner, and also the only one who actually shows up in music videos and managed to be sucessful. Although, despite her singing ability, she only seems to sing a few rock songs that sound completely unlike the songs she sang on American Idol.

Kelly Clarkson is probably under contract to sing these songs.

Kelly Clarkson by FlareNUKE October 1, 2006

Kelly Clarkson 

1. American Idol Winner

2. A characteristic of or pertaining to a person who uses their 15 minutes of fame to become extremely successful, but slowly loses supporters due to a torrential output of obnoxious, repetitive songs about the opposite sex's disinterest in their rapidly-inflating ego/body.

3. Someone who USED to weigh less than 300 lbs.

1. Kelly Clarkson won American Idol a long time ago... Cool.

2. Taylor Swift used to make some pretty good songs, but lately they have been kind of obnoxious. She still has a nice body though, I hope she doesn't Kelly Clarkson.

3. Why is there an obese 40-year-old at the bar in a tight high-school football jersey? He must have Kelly Clarkson'ed over a decade ago!

Kelly Clarkson by Pepper drinks Budweiser June 21, 2012

Kelly Clarkson 

One of two Am. Idol winners to do anything in the music industry (2nd being Carrie Underwood). Her music is considered to be godlike by those who are fans, and extremely emo and homosexual to the highest degree by those who are not fans.

KC FAN: KELLY CLARKSON IS THE BEST SINGER IN THE WORLD

KC HATER: PLEASE, MY WALRUS SINGS BETTER

Kelly Clarkson by LAUNDRY CHUTE April 18, 2009

kelly clarkson 

A fine young piece of ass that I'd do some naughty things to if I met.

Oooooh Kelly yeah that's right stick it right there baby oooooohhh....

kelly clarkson by Evster March 6, 2005

Kelly Clarkson 

Apparently something good to yell when you're getting your chest hair waxed, as Steve Carell demonstrated when he played Andy Stitzer in The 40 Year Old Virgin.

Waxer: (rips Steve's chest hair out ferociously)

Andy: YOWWWWW!! KELLY CLARKSON!!!!!!

Kelly Clarkson by BabyFireflyyy June 17, 2009

Kelly Clarkson 

A sex move performed by a man as the top half of doggy-style intercourse. When the man feels himself on the edge of climax, he sings, "Some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this!" He then knocks out the bottom with a donkey punch to the back of the head and ejaculates on his/her back.

Bro #1: Did you hear? John pulled a Kelly Clarkson on Karen and moonwalked out of the motel room! . . . She's pressing charges.

Bro #2: Karen's such a bitch.

Kelly Clarkson by dragon_reborn May 20, 2017

Kelly Clarkson 

The girl I dream about about marrying in the middle fo class. Also the girl i'm overly obssed about.

When kids ask me which celebrity i like, I say Kelly Clarkson!

Kelly Clarkson by Leo Kaplowitz April 19, 2006