a disgusting pig who needs to fart every 2 seconds. smells so bad that they need to spray febreez on her every 2 seconds. shes the biggest nerd in the world.
kelli: hi im kelli

bob: ew your stinky.
by marylouhoo November 23, 2011
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slutty bitch. nuff said.smells badd.HAIRY.weird eyes.awkard body.cant take pictures.
christie: you're such a kelli!!
d'andra: omg! that's the meanest thing you could say!!
by truthers December 4, 2012
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That way ^. Tall, long haired, Goddess of Hatred, despises penguins, founder of i_hate_hannah.com, whale noise maker. I-pod addicted singer, loves US!!!
'Omg,she's tall, long haired, and hatefull. Thats so Kelli-like'

'lets sin against the Kelli, Goddess of Hatred, and breathe loudly, and say goodnight & goodmorning everyday'
by Homies October 16, 2007
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a nasty ass hoe who like to think she’s better than me and all my friends. don’t be a kelli or you will lose all your friends and just be a whore. she is a washed up rat who will kiss your ass until someone wants it then she wants them. she’s a bitch and she tries to steals boyfriends and other shit too. Uses too much hairspray, probably doesn’t know what shaving is, doesn’t shut the fuck, acts like the best when everyone wants to rip open her jaw and piss down her throat and use her pussy as a piss dispenser.
ew god, it’s kelli.
by i like dick and shit November 29, 2017
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An extremely beautiful girl that is totally lovable, even though it doesn’t appear due to her extremely bubbly and contagious happy vibe she has been through a lot and is truly something to cherish. She’s the kinda girl that you meet online and despite having complications of communication, trust and overall withdrawal you would intimately stay with for 2 years and many more to come.
by J Junc May 31, 2019
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Kelly is a perfect soul god knows what she has been through
Kelly always puts everybody first before she even thinks of herself she is an awesome mother
by Friend's for life February 17, 2018
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The most wonderful person you can ever have she will love you in a crazy cute way and will always look out for you she may be shy and adorable that way but once you get to her don' loose her it will be the biggest mistake you can ever make . Love her till you die because she is a beautiful cute smart charming and all around amazing person don't mess up because once you loose her trust is most likely gone and cherish her forever.
Boy1: WOW have you seen Kelly today she looked so beautiful i wish she was mine
Boy2: I know, it was so hard to get the courage to talk to her, but it was worth it and i'm proud to know her it feels great and i hope one day i can date her.
by Noah A3bino May 6, 2019
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