keester bunny

The person who smuggles goodies into jail up his ass.

Con 1: Hey were did you get that carton of smokes?
Con 2: It was a present from the keester bunny.

keester bunny by Beffy June 13, 2007

keyster bunny

The keyster bunny is the lucky prisoner who goes on work furlong or gets a pass for a family emergency. He then shoves all the drugs he can find up his ass and then gives them to his buddies back in the slammer.
Everybody feels its easter, but the eggs came from the keyster.

Come up on a sharp and some smokes, loc--the keyster bunny came early this year.

keyster bunny by Withheld for your protection December 9, 2008

Keyster Bunny

A prisoner who excels in smuggling contraband in his but who's arrival is highly anticipated.

Man, this prision sucks! I wish the keyster bunny would come through with an ass load of drugs n stuff.

Keyster Bunny by Plate Lunch December 12, 2018

Keyster bunny

One who puts a bag on over their face and shoots meth into their anus. Especially if it’s on Easter. And goes around stealing everything in sight.

Fuck, someone stole my wal-mart sack. Prolly gonna put it over their face. I hate the keyster bunny.

Keyster bunny by Slushdogg February 2, 2025