Ke$ha
a 'singer' who failed kindergarten, a horrible example of singing, and tells kids its okay to go out and get wasted. and who has no ideas who mick jagger is.
Ke$ha
Yet another no-talent hack posing as a musician. Her lyrics read like they were written by an 11 year old girl with ADHD, and she can't sing worth shit. In fact, she doesn't even sing her verses - she just proses while autotuning her voice to the point that she sounds like a chalkboard being scraped with a cheese grater, while synthesizers drone on in the background. The only part of her awful "songs" (if you can call them that) which she actually sings is the chorus.
Sadly, this bitch has a large fanbase of 13 year old girls, so she makes millions off of her shit, while plenty of musicians with real talent struggle daily just to make a living (her success is, of course, due to her "assets" - meaning her boobs and ass). The success of talentless idiots like Ke$ha and Justin Bieber could rightfully be interpreted as a sign of the Apocaylpse.
Sadly, this bitch has a large fanbase of 13 year old girls, so she makes millions off of her shit, while plenty of musicians with real talent struggle daily just to make a living (her success is, of course, due to her "assets" - meaning her boobs and ass). The success of talentless idiots like Ke$ha and Justin Bieber could rightfully be interpreted as a sign of the Apocaylpse.
The CIA has recently started using Ke$ha songs as a torture device for interrogating suspected terrorists. Now they won't have any need for waterboarding.
Ke$ha by ElvisHairDude98 November 26, 2010
Ke$ha
Ke$ha wanted in the music industry so bad. As a joke, one of her friends told her "Just suck somebody's dick that works there".
The next thing you know, she has a deal. Now she makes crap that nobody can stand to listen to, except softcore juggalos and juggalettes and people who are fucked up off their ass.
Her music is roughly (after editing) 98% auto tone, 2% her. I think she failed kindergarten AT LEAST once. Nobody stresses the letter "R" quite like her (What is swaggerrrr and who is Mick Jagerrrr?).
The next thing you know, she has a deal. Now she makes crap that nobody can stand to listen to, except softcore juggalos and juggalettes and people who are fucked up off their ass.
Her music is roughly (after editing) 98% auto tone, 2% her. I think she failed kindergarten AT LEAST once. Nobody stresses the letter "R" quite like her (What is swaggerrrr and who is Mick Jagerrrr?).
ke$ha
1. a new "singer" whose "singing" is enhanced by over using autotune.
2. a cheesy name.
3. a mix between miley cyrus and souljaboy.
4. the one who killed pop off for good.
5. an ear infection.
6. the reason why recycling might actually be bad.
-even though she isn't played as much as lady gaga, her singing is that of a dead ant.
2. a cheesy name.
3. a mix between miley cyrus and souljaboy.
4. the one who killed pop off for good.
5. an ear infection.
6. the reason why recycling might actually be bad.
-even though she isn't played as much as lady gaga, her singing is that of a dead ant.
ke$ha by slashtehnoob April 1, 2010
Ke$ha
Pathetic excuse for a musical artist as it has no musical talent whatsoever. Her only fans are girls between the ages of 12 and 14 who have been spoilt rotten by mommy and daddy who bought them their iPhone and PC and MAC makeup, although once their parents' trust fund runs out of cash, they have a 99% chance of turning to prostitution and drug/alcohol abuse (mainly due to having listened to Ke$ha's "music").
Her dress sense has been described as "garbage", and was inspired by cheap prostitutes. She is an alcoholic, and a future crack addict. It is estimated that this whole Ke$ha obsession will phase out by mid 2010, which will lead the "singer" to turn towards prostitution to fuel her $1,000,000 a day crack habit. Her best buddies include Amy Winehouse and Lindsay Lohan. Is known to give blow jobs to microphones, megaphones, men, women, children, dogs, cats, Mick Jagger, all animate and inanimate objects, and bottles of Jack.
Her dress sense has been described as "garbage", and was inspired by cheap prostitutes. She is an alcoholic, and a future crack addict. It is estimated that this whole Ke$ha obsession will phase out by mid 2010, which will lead the "singer" to turn towards prostitution to fuel her $1,000,000 a day crack habit. Her best buddies include Amy Winehouse and Lindsay Lohan. Is known to give blow jobs to microphones, megaphones, men, women, children, dogs, cats, Mick Jagger, all animate and inanimate objects, and bottles of Jack.
spoilt, dumbass 13 year old teeny bopper: "lyk omg hav u herd ke$haz nu song itz kald tik tok zomg itz lyk so gud itz lyk 'waik up in teh mornin feelin lyk p diddey' hahahaha omg LULZ wat a gwd song shii iz lyk so talented n priity i wizh i waz mre lyk her!!!!!!111!"
me: "go kill yourself."
13 year old: "omg u r lyk so lame okaiiz! i hav 2 go dwnlode her new albm on miii PC now so i cn put it on mii iPhone and maik it mii ringtonez 4 erry1 2 here ZOMG luvv yaaa mwahz!!!!1111!!1!1!!1!!"
me: "go kill yourself."
13 year old: "omg u r lyk so lame okaiiz! i hav 2 go dwnlode her new albm on miii PC now so i cn put it on mii iPhone and maik it mii ringtonez 4 erry1 2 here ZOMG luvv yaaa mwahz!!!!1111!!1!1!!1!!"
Ke$ha by p diddy.... January 28, 2010