ke$ha

To be dirty , wearing stuff from your local garbage dump , being called a ke$ha is the worst insult you can receive
Girl 1: Your such a fucking ke$ha
Girl 2: runs away, crying and hangs herself on the fan
by nirvanaforever November 03, 2010
Get the ke$ha mug.

ke$ha

The music of intellectuals and the voice of a generation. Insightful and challenging lyrics paired with beautiful, musically innovative melodies make for a moving and emotional musical experience.
Example of Ke$ha's genius:

Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy
(Hey, what up girl?)
Grab my glasses, I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit this city
(Lets go)
Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack
'Cause when I leave for the night, I ain't coming back

True beauty.
by Dickmaster2300 September 06, 2011
Get the ke$ha mug.

Ke¢ha

The technically correct way to spell the name of the popular performer and expert on both the second-oldest and the oldest professions in the world: show business and prostitution, respectively.

Due to the market increase in dim-witted skanktacular performers leading to slut inflation, the previous dollar sign in her name has been demoted to mere cents.
Person A: "Did you see what that attention whore Ke¢ha wore on Jimmy Kimmel last night?"

Person B: "No. Wait, I thought her name was pronounced 'Ke$ha'."

Person A: "Well, it was. But she's an even cheaper slut now, I guess. You could totally tell that the jeggings she wore was actually dirty, and not like stage dirty. Gross."
by ToddUncommon February 14, 2011
Get the Ke¢ha mug.

the Ke$ha

The ke$ha is performed when the male partner ejaculates on the female's face and chest and then throws glitter all over her, making the glitter stick.
Dude, I gave the Ke$ha to this girl last night, she cried running to the shower!
by shut up fgt October 06, 2010
Get the the Ke$ha mug.

The Ke$ha

The act of busting upon a girls face and then throwing a handful of glitter at her.
I just gave your mom The Ke$ha!
by bob1434 September 28, 2010
Get the The Ke$ha mug.

A Ke$ha

The act of giving your partner a creampie and then shooting a glitter cannon right in their cum-covered face.
"Why does it look like you had a New Years party in your bedroom."

"I gave that bitch I met last night a Ke$ha"
by Big Guy 1984 December 19, 2015
Get the A Ke$ha mug.

Ke$ha

A drunk bitch who is a kinda chub verison of Taylor Swift. Her voice is so obviously autotuned it's ridiculous, and she dresses like the average pop music ho. Her lyrics are kinda stupid, but people like her songs anyways.
"Ke$ha is a drunk bitch and is gunna end up in rehab."

"Friend 1: hey guys ima get drunk and write a shitty song in all my drunkednness, and then ima dress lyke britnay spearzzz
Friend 2: WTF you're such a ke$ha, fuck off you drunk bitch"
by i'm pretty bored January 08, 2010
Get the Ke$ha mug.