Kashi Bomb
The shituation that develops within one hour of eating a full bowl of Kashi brand cereal. It starts with a small rumble and progresses quickly to an imminent explosion.
Those eating Kashi should ensure proximity to an appropriate facility to safely detonate the bomb.
Those eating Kashi should ensure proximity to an appropriate facility to safely detonate the bomb.
The following takes place 30 minutes into carpooling.
Bill: "Bob, my wife fixed me a huge bowl of that Kashi stuff this morning. You know that thing about 7 whole grains? Well, I've figured out the mission they were on."
Bob swerves immediately to the right, headed to the nearest gas station.
Bob: "No sweat. Just don't let that Kashi Bomb detonate on my new leather seats."
Bill: "Bob, my wife fixed me a huge bowl of that Kashi stuff this morning. You know that thing about 7 whole grains? Well, I've figured out the mission they were on."
Bob swerves immediately to the right, headed to the nearest gas station.
Bob: "No sweat. Just don't let that Kashi Bomb detonate on my new leather seats."
Kashi Bomb by punchodex July 17, 2012
Kashi Pants
Kashi Pants is the occasional condition where an individual has an uncontrollable bowel movement as a result of eating Kashi Go Lean cereal.
Today at work I had Kashi Pants just one hour after eating a small bowl of Kashi Go Lean cereal. I didn't make it to the bathroom in time so I had to go home and change my pants.
Kashi Pants by The Cruncher August 12, 2018
Ashi Kashi
Ashi Kashi- A sexy mf who is a descendant of Kakashi Hatake. An Ashi Kashi is very fast and speedy with a lot of hawtness. Monke is his side kick.
Ashi Kashi by Ninya Hub March 15, 2021
kashish
A Kashish is a very beautiful, nice and did I say beautiful girl. Every guy wants to know a Kashish becuase she is the best person to be around with. She doesn’t make conversations akward and so many people have a crush on her. She has a really great body and her hair is the most gorgeous feature. She’s really into tall guys so if your a short guy grow taller. Her name literlly means attraction and she attracts all the guys.
kashish by Justapersonwholovesotherpeople January 6, 2018
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