Karl Malone

A former NBA player of the Utah Jazz, played the majority of his career with the Utah Jazz. A multiple member of the Olympic part of the first dream team, and the best team ever assembled. A teammate of John Stockton, the Stockton Malone combination was the best of the combination was the greatest duo in the history of the NBA. Finished his career with the Los Angeles Lakers in trying to win the elusive NBA championship, fell short to the Detroit Pistons. Fell short with the Utah Jazz vs the Bulls twice.

What a great shot?

From Who?
Its by Karl Malone!

by david faustino September 6, 2012

Karl Malone

Elbowing your loved one's penis.

I gave that transvestite hooker a serious Karl Malone.

by Drew Henson April 22, 2004

Karl Malone-It

To do anything and add a bit of the Karl Malone piazzazz by putting one hand on the head model style, be it slam dunking the basketball, or just adding a little extra flavor to a kick flip.

"That would've been extremely lame, except that he added a Karl Malone-it!! What a bad ass!"

by leche cristo May 15, 2009

karl malonism

anything said by karl malone that has any useful information
which is not much.

"don't eat the beanie baby/tomagochi."
"ghosts are spooky but don't bite."
"they call it the bayou because every time it rains you got to bayou a new rug."

by noss February 13, 2004

Karl Malone

an opportunist

"i'd say, if u so insist on winning, join the lakers"
"u mean u want me to karl malone?"

by shouriman October 12, 2003

Karl Malone

a brown gigantic, long Hot Carl. bigger than ordinary hotcarl

i'm still a little dizzy from that whopping Karl Malone i recieved from evelyn last night.

by doug kingsbury April 26, 2004

Karl Malone

NBA PLAYER WITH NO NBA CHAMPIONSHIP mike REALLY STOLE THAT ONE WITH A PUSH TO THE ARSE OF BYRON RUSSELL GO LAKERS

also were down at half

by Magic Johnson October 20, 2003