Kalnius

Similar to the urban legend of Bigfoot, Kalnius is a mysterious and beautiful mountain that roams around the earth without a care in the world.

I saw the great Kalnius yesterday.

by ßĮ@ŇƏ June 8, 2019

Kalnapilis

A lithuanian alcohol beverage that lithuanian people drink as if its a lemonade. Also a cool guys nickname

Vika: Hey pass me the Kalnapilis bro, I wanna drink something!
Lukas: sure, here.

by Kalnapilis December 27, 2021

Kalnard

Kalnard is a person with a HUGE COCKKKK

Kalnard has a big ass dick and every one want to suck it

by bigdixk25 March 7, 2025