just kidding

shit people say when they mean to say nevermind
Jack: The cafeteria's got burgers today.

Jack: Oh, just kidding, it's fucking salad.
by awbiscuits September 19, 2016
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just kidding

The longer way of saying jk.

The proper English way to say in non-internet jargon terms the commonly-used jk.

Phrase that ruins a joke if it's obvious. Often superfluous.

What Fred Armisen as Latin comedian Ferecito on SNL says a lot.

Something you should not say after I love you.
Katrina: Flying a little low today, are we?
Sam: Huh?! Is my fly down? How fuckin' embarassing!
Katrina: Just kidding!
Sam: Good grief! Embarassed the hell outta me, biatch!
Katrina: Hahaaa!

Erick: You better be on your A-game or I'm going to take you to school! You're going to get served. Haha, just kidding.
Mike: Well at least I'm not a twisted freak! Haha, just kidding.

Ferecito: Americans suck! I'm just keeeeediiinggg!

Igby: I love you.
Neena: Aw, how sweet!
Igby: Just kidding, guffaw!
Neena: *runs Igby through the stomach with a pen and whacks him with her handbag until he's unconscious*
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"Just kidding!"

What stupid chicks now-a-days use in place of 'nevermind'
A."Where did I put my cellphone?"
B."In your hand."
A."Just kidding!"
by Moogle July 22, 2008
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just kidding

A meaningless phrase spouted out after an insult or confession, the literal meaning of which roughly translates either to "Fuck, I shouldn't have said that," or "I'm completely serious." Used often by annoying teenage girls.
Sister: Hey, Doug. I hate you. Just kidding.
Doug: Yeah by this point I think we all know what "just kidding" means.

Girlfriend: I have something important to tell you... I'm not really a virgin... Just kidding!
Doug: Who did you do it with and when?
by Implying713 July 6, 2011
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just kidding

tellin a joke thats not true then saying "just kidding'
or saying something bad then regreting it because the person u called a fuck-face is right next to u
OR telling a joke thats not true then like a year later say "oh yea when i said i backflipped off my house i was just kidden"

(dont say it too much you'll get called a lier ALOT)
Jim:Dave's a curly headed fuck-face.
Dave walks by;
Jim:Oh Phil i was just kidding about Dave, he's a cool guy wit a big dick.
Dave:Why thank you Jim.
by jofrizzle February 20, 2011
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Just Kidding Family

Participants who engage and force themselves to be included in family affairs and / or family events of which they are not blood related nor are they actually a part of said family via marriage. We label these individuals as "Just Kidding Family". These individuals often do not see or cannot separate truth from reality.

Sarah: Ron, please bring your family including all of their acquaintances, friends, ex's. Afterall, they're like Just Kidding Family. Don't forget what's his name. He calls me almost every day, Daniel I think it is. Really a nice guy, but tends to cross the family line. I don't mind him being a part of the Just Kidding Family, he just needs to back off some out of respect for The Family. Poor guy is obviously still obsessed with my Julie.

Ron: No problem Sarah, thank you
by thanksinadvance May 25, 2010
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just kidding unless

When you say something as a joke and say just kidding but lowkey mean it
"What if we kissed rn?" Lol just kidding unless" -guy/girl that probably likes you
by Senpaiempty January 28, 2020
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