The Jungle Book

A sex act involving a peer sliding a banana up one's anal cavity, followed by allowing a live snake to enter the cavity for anal stimulus. All while holding a stuffed bear softly whispering "I love you Baloo".

Last night was wild with Darren when he did The Jungle Book.

by WizardPouch January 30, 2019

The Jungle Book

Sex position where you whisper to yo girl's ear, "Trust in me."
Then proceed to slowly shove Rudyard Kipling's classic novel The Jungle Book down your hoe's hairy penis-pocket.
While sliding Rudyard Kipling's masterpiece, hum "The Bare Necessities" to arouse her.
When the book is halfway down there, proceed to light the outer half on fire.
Then scream "Behold the Red Flower!"
Now, pull out your Kaa, your Black Panther, your Gigantopithecus, or whatever you call your weiner and kill the fire with your piss.

Then normally fuck her.
After that wait for your man-cub to develop in her.

Then you're done.

"Do you prefer The Jungle Book be done by Jon Favreau or Andy Serkis?"
"I prefer it be done by Walt Disney."

by Smitemegodpleasesmiteme November 13, 2019

jungleroo

Silly physical excercises conducted while completely shitfaced in the outdoors. I.e. drunken leapfrog.

Nate and Ian drank all day, then had a great big jungleroo in the yard, complete with lots of spinning and leapfrog.

by Zephyr Leader August 30, 2005

junglecock

hairy hairy balls

that russian dude has junglecock

by SmartTalker May 15, 2003

Jungleback

Someone who never shaves their back and wears clothes too small them, revealing their buttcrack.

You know that girl Flo? She's a Jungleback.

by SCRUFFYBALLS August 29, 2016

Jungelboken

The hindus holy book

"Have you read the Jungelboken?"
"No i am not hindu"

by notjohannes October 27, 2018

Jungle Book

This is particularly prominant on ladies of the much older variety where the labia hangs down like two covers of a book. To top it all off its covered in so much shrubbery that it resembles the deep forestation of a jungle, so darkly shrouded that the only thing visible is the danglation of flappage.

hey bro are you making eyes at the granny over there. Yeah man that's one jungle book adventure I'd like to take.

by JS ville January 13, 2013