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Maasai jumping-jack

Named after the Maasai jumping dance performed by the maassai tribe. One's penis is tucked between the thighs and as the person jumps up and down a 'handless wank' is achieved. Usually carried out in frustration after hand functionality is comprimised for extended periods. Quite difficult at first but can be perfected with practice.

The first Maasai jumping-jack was performed by Charley Boorman while filming the long way round through Africa. Charlie was whining about his bitchy little limp wrists one night and Ewan denied him a dutch rudder. So, inspired by the Maasai people he'd seen that day, the Maasai jumping-jack was born.
After that motorbike crash where he broke both his wrists, Paul became a pro at the Maasai jumping-jack.

"If Liam didn't show me how to Maasai jumping-jack myself after I burned my hands, I don't think I could've coped."
by What would Charlie do? November 9, 2012
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Jumping Jack-Offs

A Jumping-Jack Off is just like the motion of jumping jacks, except you have one hand in that particular motion
I went to the gym, and as a joke I did my entire work out. The very last one I started the Jumping Jack-offs

The best way to loose weight is to do Jumping Jack-offs
by Cadillac C--Y February 27, 2011
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Jumping Jack Tutorial

A male psychological mind trick, mostly used by the female species, the trick is commenced by asking for the male to perform the jumping jack tutorial. The male thinks he is doing jumping jacks but all the female sees is fuckin shlong bouncin.
He is soooo dumb I even tricked him with the jumping jack tutorial on FaceTime. Boys will do anything Jesus.
by Spaggionalgree July 4, 2019
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jumping jack

an excercise spreading legs and arms out-up and back in -down. Jumping snow angels.
How many jumping jacks can you do in 1 minute?
by Glory Choe March 17, 2009
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Jumping Jack Sack

While having sex the guy does jumping jacks while still inside. Very hard to do a lot of training but well worth it.
Matt was so amazing when he Jumping Jack Sacked me last night
by Hairy Flounder March 14, 2009
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Bush Jumping Jack Rabbit

One who prefers anal because they skip the bush... AKA a backdoor bandit.. The only eating a Bush Jumping Jack Rabbit does is the anus....
Benit: Hey haus jew did you see that move that Teddy Cheese Farts pulled on Frits last night?

Den: Yeah He skipped her huge bush and went right for the anus..

Jemmy: NO WAY! He really pulled off the Bush Jumping Jack Rabbit...
by Katie Hauszell February 12, 2010
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Jacksonville Jumping Jack

While at a concert, on the second tier a man jumps off the ledge performing a perfect front flip, while performing the flip he shits and cums all over the crowd.
hey did you see john last night? he pulled off a jacksonville jumping jack.
by chestersmokington October 24, 2010
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