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Shonen Jumper

The non-religious equivalent of a Bible Thumper. One who must consult the "all mighty" Shonen Jump before deciding on whether or not they like a series. Approach with caution, those who do not also worship the Shonen Jump will be preached to until their minds implode.

Not all narutards are Shonen Jumpers, but all Shonen Jumpers are narutards.
"I was at Borders today and a Shonen Jumper was salivating all over the 'b' manga section. Thank goodness Battle Royale is shrink-wrapped."
by Linalin January 24, 2009
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Buttery Jumper

1) A 'buttery jumper' is slang for a homosexual male, originating in southern Birmingham - it is not in heavy mainstream use, but is rising in popularity.

2) When one simply makes a toastal mistake, rendering one's jumper slightly covered in butter or margarine.
"You see that guy, James, he has a 'buttery jumper'"
by Jim Ratcliffe November 17, 2007
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jumped off the porch

I jumped off the porch when I was thirteen.
by teedy2222 May 25, 2008
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Party Jumper

An uncontrollable and raging erection stemming from commotion in a social setting.
Wendy walked by to grab a beer and Steve immediately got the party jumps.

Noun;Singular: party jumper

Plural: party jumps
by Millerman69 June 21, 2019
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Fan jumper

A person who suddenly becomes a fan of a resently deceased celebrity, or an upcomming star, but claims to have been for some time.
My friend is a fan jumper. Every time a celebrity dies he/she suddenly becomes their biggets fan.
by Rangoonwala January 18, 2016
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getting jumped

The act of being maliciously assulted by a large number of individuals, usually physical but may be verbal.
Oh shit! Danto is getting jumped by those kids! We gota help his ass out!
by Nate65 August 24, 2006
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Retard Jumper

A person who jumps off of several playgrounds who is bound to be struck by a vehicle.
Man That kid is such a Retard Jumper he is going to be hit by a car one day.
by Jake Cooley August 10, 2007
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