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Jumpers Hit It

Literally, "Jumpers Hit It" is a command used in the US Army Airborne community to initiate the "Hit It" exercise. It is a drill used to familiarize jumpers with the action of activating the reserve parachute if they feel no opening shock after a 4 second count.

In Airborne lore, "Jumpers Hit It" is a classically common tramp stamp tattoo among female parachute riggers and female paratroopers in general.

The "Jumpers Hit It" tattoo is an iconic representation of everything that is desirable in the character and persona of a truly successful female paratrooper. She is bold. She has a twisted sense of humor on par with that of her male counterparts. She is without inhibitions sexually. Most importantly, her intrinsic level of comfort with her debaucherous drunken exploits with many many partners is so ingrained into her personality, she thinks a permanent indicator of that, tattooed on her body is funny as hell.
>> Dude have you ever actually seen a girl who had the Jumpers Hit It tattoo??

>> Nah but I saw pictures of it in the books in several tattoo shops around Fort Bragg, NC..so I know at least some girls out there have to have it..
by ABN_PMPN505 June 18, 2011
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jumberlack

The modern version of the oldschool lumberjack, usually a hipster with a faux beard wearing flannel and tight pants who likes to do manly things such as hunt rogue bears and go into the wilderness for extended periods of time. Or simply kids who like to pretend they can do such manly things and therefore dress accordingly.
"That kids too hot and clean to be a lumberjack, must just be a jumberlack"
by Ahlaynah December 27, 2008
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jubbers

a delicious adjective meaning lovely. derived from the term, lovely jubbly.
acceptable for describing a rather good situation or as a positive answer to a request or question.
Gashman: what are your plans tonight Thundercunt?
Thundercunt: not much
Gashman: how about a big juicy warm meal with a side of taste?
Thundercunt: MMM...sounds JUBBERS!
by fitguy1 December 25, 2007
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Jumber

Great, you just jumbered the whole thing!”
by anonymous January 19, 2021
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jumberwilly

Can you please not breathe with your mouth open? You're such a jumberwilly.
by lil costanza October 8, 2022
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NASA Jumpers

A hoodie that can only be worn by absolute fucking madlads or Max's girlfriend.
They're wearing NASA Jumpers. What fucking madlads!
by notJagzy September 8, 2019
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Jumber

A person that is an extremely gay and annoying kike commonly with the first name Robert.
"Omg stop being such a f*cking jumber!"

"You are literally the jumber man"
by MustyBih July 18, 2020
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