jumao

word only used in Panama to say that someone is drunk.

Juan Ivan Dominguez siempre ta jumao.
Juan Ivan Dominguez is always drunk.

by tralaraila January 26, 2004

jumalon

If this is your last name you will be luck as fuck

I feel Jumalon right now

by Partaz April 29, 2022

Jurado

Any of an elite caliber of second basemen in the game of softball.

Jurado is an intergal part of his team's double-play combination.

by Marquiz May 1, 2003

Jupadoop

A person who is hilarious beyond belief

Oh my, what a jupadoop

by Jupadoop August 13, 2021

Jumadging

Moving items all over the fridge leaving vegetables mixed with the meat shelf.

Joanne had been jumadging in the fridge and left the vegetables on the meat shelf

by JDAWGtheruthlesz August 17, 2023

jumpdownturnaroundsuperbooyabangerange

State of extreme excitement mixed with happiness

When I received the excellent news word to describe how I felt was jumpdownturnaroundsuperbooyabangerange!!

by RynoMatic April 6, 2024

Javier Jurado-Jurado

Don't bring your wife around him, no wife can resist his fat cock. it's not his fault, it's the wives fault. A player a heartbreaker and will steal your car. He likes naps, money and drugs.

This guy stole my car today but I saw him at the 711 buying bread, peanut butter and jelly. So I confronted him about my car and he apologized and told me his name was Javier Jurado-Jurado and convinced me to go to his place, so I did, I said I would not fuck hi and he said ok, but we got to his place and he pulled out his cock and I couldn't resist! my husband called while I was riding his cock, I just laughed and kept fucking him, it didn't bother me at all even though I should have felt guilty, he had some power over me...or maybe it was just that dick? We left and before I noticed, he took off in my car again!

by Cakencock March 24, 2024