Jovian

Jovians are males who only want to fuck. They just exploid persons and only look after themself. When a Jovian used you out, it will hurt a lot and he's not even notice it. After you meet a Jovian, you will think about everything and gonna have questions in you mind, and the things doesn't have anything to do with him. He likes to connect to person who are close to you and doesn't care what you think about it.

Person 1: This dude is such a bad Person
Person 2: He is like a Jovian

by jjsjjfjfbebdbfbfbjf November 25, 2021

Jovian

Men who are romantically and/or sexually attracted to men exclusively

Coined by the Funny Brothers Matt Watson and Ryan Magee

They're not just roommates, they're Jovian!

by yunocchi March 18, 2024

Jovian

Slang term for homosexual men based on famous singer Bon Jovi.

Coined by American Funny Brothers, aka Supermega.

Does your dad know you're a jovian??

by MonkeyPussy March 18, 2024

Jovian

A homosexual, specificaly a male

As Lesbian is for Females, Jovian is for Males

by Saiber March 20, 2024

Jovian

A term used to refer to a homosexual man. Inspired by the name of famous gay musician, Jon Bon Jovi.

"Hey did you hear Matt is gay?"
"Yeah, I heard him and Ryan are both Jovians"

by bonjovifan88 March 20, 2024

Jovian

A gay man, based on the claim of Bon Jovi being homosexual, established in an attempt to have a word similar to 'Lesbian' for a gay man.

I'm coming out as a Jovian.

by peachbat March 21, 2024

Jovian

Refers to a person who identifies as a homosexual male. The word, coined by Matthew Watson and Ryan Magee of SuperMega, comes from famous singer Bon Jovi, who they erroneously state is a gay man.

I am an ally to both lesbians and jovians alike!

by KawaiiShrekk March 23, 2024