joot

Joot's original meaning was a qualifying term for bodily fluid.
Then it became Joota, used to describe a Good looking woman.
Now Joot can be used to describe anything.

That woman is one find piece of Joot
Oh dear Ive got some Joot on my shoe
That guy plays some good Joot.
Look at that Joota across the road.....Twoot twoot
Aw that car is Jooted

by Astroboy July 18, 2008

joot

Acronym originating from Selly Oak, Birmingham. Used in conversation for 'just one of those'. Can be used in any kind of situation, since everything can be described as 'just one of those'.

Friend: Ah man my girlfriend just broke up with me.

You: Thats a solid joot if you ask me.

by Kipll May 11, 2019

Shining Joot

A man that has replaced shining justice so now there is only shining joot.

Micheal: I love me some shining justice.
Bob: There is no shining justice, only shining joot!

by Shining Joot June 16, 2021

Joot

When you eat chick peas

I love to joot

by Clurson April 9, 2017

joot

Generic word for untasteful orifice references

How much joot could popboi joot if popboi could joot joot.

by Popboi September 25, 2005

joot

to shoot a load, ejaculate, skeet, cum

I want to joot all over your face.

by Stinky Thumbs July 16, 2008

Joot Voice

I very loud high pitch voice that is caused when someones fat squeezes their voice box.

by Anonymous October 25, 2003