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joni is hot and dangerous and likes to play lovegames
she is very flexible if you know what i mean
sexy girl she is
"i really want to see joni FLEX HER MUSCLES…….if you know what I'm sayin"
by dancer pants November 8, 2011
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Joni's are commonly known as silent creatures. They lurk in the shadows and operate by their own standard and intuition. Joni's come across as friendly chill guys but there is a dark side to them. The more time you spend with one of these lizard like creatures the more you realize that they are all leeches. Joni's have a clear concept of adapting to social situations to maximize their shekel gaining potential. Joni's are infamous for getting everything handed to them and never paying for anything themselves. Joni's are also generally addicted to anime, porn and shit memes which they recycle for ages. These creatures are no men, they are lizards of Dreynor, goblins of the loot.

Other side effects of being a Joni might include, not understanding social cues, being unable to maintain a sleep schedule for longer than 24 hours, being bedridden and taking 40 minute shits on a daily basis, burning their forzen pizzas to crisp, ruining the mood, being generally autistic, driving to the kitchen with their hoverboard since their legs are unusually weak, having hobbit feet.
This some real Joni like behaviour
Joni is being retarded again
Joni is being himself again
Can you not be such a Joni right now?
Joni, stfu
by BIgMiddleman December 20, 2021
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JONI

A fat fuck that sniffs everything and eats cardboard. Also she'll go pauly strong mode like Paul in Strongfellas if you trip her. She going to steal you food.
Jack: I'm hungry John: sorry joni was being strong leap year and ate my food.
by MyNameOof October 25, 2019
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Joni is a man that looks like a typical 8th grader, with a 13 inch schlong. He is also very smart, with an IQ of 132
by Henrik Limeson October 21, 2021
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a albanian guy with a small dick and lives in germany
omg your name is Joni ? ( small dick)
by zSxmir November 23, 2021
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Oi joni
by fezzywezzy April 18, 2022
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Joni is one of the worst people you’ll ever meet. A Joni is very manipulative and willing to do anything to get her way. She looks like an angel and is very kind and pretty at first glance, but once you become friends with her you’ll see the real beast she is. A Joni doesn’t care about anyone but herself.
Gabe: Joni is so pretty and nice!
Alice: don’t even try to talk to her, she will make your life a living hell.
by Some1 U don’t know July 1, 2022
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