When you're name is Johannes, but you're dope, live in Brooklyn, run marathons and have a lot of sex appeal, so you're coworkers start calling you Joho. Since you're cool af, you are required to hate that nickname.
Person A: "Hey, Joho, go make me a sammich."
Joho: "What the fuck dude, that's not a thing. Stop checking out my ass."
Joho: "What the fuck dude, that's not a thing. Stop checking out my ass."
by Darkobar June 28, 2019

1. A girl who dates a Jonas brother.
2. A 10-14 year old that is obsessed with the Jonas Brothers and talks about marrying them.
3. Another name for the JoBros.
2. A 10-14 year old that is obsessed with the Jonas Brothers and talks about marrying them.
3. Another name for the JoBros.
1. Miley Cyrus dated Nick, therefore she is an (ex) JoHoe.
2. My cousin is obsessed with the Jonas brothers, what a fucking JoHoe.
3. I hate the JoHoes.
2. My cousin is obsessed with the Jonas brothers, what a fucking JoHoe.
3. I hate the JoHoes.
by JONASsucks January 19, 2009

A term used to refer to a bunch of ufhoes from the forth dimensions photosynthesising their Honda hat leader genderman Jones
Omg Susan don't be such a johoe
Girl1 : mom one-day I wanna be a johoe just like you
Dr phill : no bitch you won't
Girl1 : mom one-day I wanna be a johoe just like you
Dr phill : no bitch you won't
by Delusional fangirl 357 April 14, 2020

by sectorcpope May 9, 2006

Johoe is a very different person but not in a bad way. He is very goofy, he’ll make u laugh until u drop dead. Everyone loves being around him and talking to him because he is so real. He’s really tall and very fine <3 he’ll do anything for the people he loves n cares about. He acts very gay because he is🍌.
by Dicccloverr666 February 17, 2021

A hoe or thot within Jojo's Bizzare Adventure.
E.g. In Part 3 there was a stand user called Mariah, she was a Johoe.
E.g. In Part 3 there was a stand user called Mariah, she was a Johoe.
Gay boy 1: "Yo bro you see that episode when Mariah's tits expanded!"
Gay boy 2: "Yeah bro, shes a Johoe"
Gay boy 2: "Yeah bro, shes a Johoe"
by Yee-yee ass bitch ass negus February 7, 2021
