by Refinnej August 08, 2005
the closest parking spot you can get to the location you are going to. (example: in front of a bar, your apartment, a store, etc.)
by jmattei March 10, 2008
a name given to a very sad buy who drives a piece o shit jeep talks to weird ass fucked up girls and got kicked out of community college and drinks lots of jager and smokes frum-unda-cheese cigs after taking mutuple double shots of said jager. oh and has never found a g spot and never will so should just stop trying now
me: damn it kid quit being such a fuckin johnny G spot
kid: im sorry im sorry please stop those harsh words hurt my insides
me: damn right they do that makes you even more of a johnny G you puss
kid: OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
kid: im sorry im sorry please stop those harsh words hurt my insides
me: damn right they do that makes you even more of a johnny G you puss
kid: OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by sam lo dub swagg law October 11, 2010
^ Teacher turned her back for like three seconds, and that's all I needed to copy every answer off nerdboy's exam sheet
> Dude! You're a regular Johnny-on-the-Spot
^ Fuckin' A!
> Dude! You're a regular Johnny-on-the-Spot
^ Fuckin' A!
by thurb March 31, 2023