johnathon 

1. When you race a friend to the Porta-Potty.
2. When you run a long way to get to the Porta-Potty.

1. I ran a johnathon against Jack.
2. Dylan ran a johnathon because the Porta-Potty was 30 yards away.

johnathon by DarthRM February 27, 2015

Johnathon 

A nigga that takes dic picks and beats his meat to gay porn

Johnathon beated his meat in someone else’s bathroom

Johnathon by BootyWarrior849295 October 31, 2019

johnathon 

HE IS A BLOND HAIRED DICK

Man johnathon is a jerk

johnathon by OOOOOOOOf man October 10, 2019

Johnathon 

Johnathon, a kid who won't take a shower. He's totally annoying and won't give me a break of his dirty mind! I go to school with him, (feel bad for me) and it's miserable! Okay, bye.

Johnathon needs to take a shower.

Johnathon by Jaiiha June 6, 2018

Johnathon 

A complete misspelling of the name jonathan

Look at him his parents must not know how to spell they named him Johnathon

Johnathon by Cashsi January 22, 2019

Johnathon 

A boy who is ugly and annoying all the time al so is so funny and says dick and bitch a lot

Johnathon is annoying

Johnathon by Jaunita Ayesta October 25, 2018

Johnathon 

A person who wears a hood up but puts the sides behind their ears. They usually play video games and are way cooler then Big Cheese. They dont talk about the shortening.

Did Johnathon just stick their hands in the cookies?

Johnathon by qwaack July 6, 2019