Johnathon

Despite having his name spelled wrong by his parents, Johnathon is a fukin chad. He is awkward some times and a frickin comedic beast at others. Usually has barely above average grades in school but somehow knows everything at the same time.

Sam “ do you know how wide the largest megaladons jaw was?”

Charlie “ Oh just ask Johnathon, he should know.”

by somedudeontiktok November 10, 2019

Johnathon

A spelling of Jonathan that only a cruel parent would give to their child as the messed up spelling of the name results in nobody ever spelling the name correctly, even when it's written out in front of them.

His parents hated him so they named him jonathan, but spelled it johnathon.

by Johnathon S. February 21, 2009

Johnathon

A nigga that takes dic picks and beats his meat to gay porn

Johnathon beated his meat in someone else’s bathroom

by BootyWarrior849295 October 31, 2019

Johnathon

Johnathon, a kid who won't take a shower. He's totally annoying and won't give me a break of his dirty mind! I go to school with him, (feel bad for me) and it's miserable! Okay, bye.

Johnathon needs to take a shower.

by Jaiiha June 6, 2018

Johnathon

A complete misspelling of the name jonathan

Look at him his parents must not know how to spell they named him Johnathon

by Cashsi January 22, 2019

Johnathon

A boy who is ugly and annoying all the time al so is so funny and says dick and bitch a lot

Johnathon is annoying

by Jaunita Ayesta October 25, 2018

Johnathon

A person who wears a hood up but puts the sides behind their ears. They usually play video games and are way cooler then Big Cheese. They dont talk about the shortening.

Did Johnathon just stick their hands in the cookies?

by qwaack July 6, 2019