by Spartacus778 August 13, 2006
Get the John Mayermug. John Mayer is a complete square. Ironically, his first album was entitled "Room for Squares."
What a Jackass.
What a Jackass.
Stupid Girl: Dude i just love the lyrics to this new John Mayer song?!?!
Guy: What are they?
Stupid Girl: "Omg I love you. Your body is like a roller coaster! OMG weee im entering the vagina funhouse!! Sometimes i stare at you from afar!" OMG He is so thoughtful! what good lines!!
Guy: sigh..
Guy: What are they?
Stupid Girl: "Omg I love you. Your body is like a roller coaster! OMG weee im entering the vagina funhouse!! Sometimes i stare at you from afar!" OMG He is so thoughtful! what good lines!!
Guy: sigh..
by Lollerskater69 September 24, 2005
Get the John Mayermug. Example 1:
Alec: Ok, so we're going to meet at the bar?
Rawrie: Yes, don't John Mayer me again. I hate drinking alone.
Example 2:
I just bought us tickets to the concert. Don't John Mayer this up.
Alec: Ok, so we're going to meet at the bar?
Rawrie: Yes, don't John Mayer me again. I hate drinking alone.
Example 2:
I just bought us tickets to the concert. Don't John Mayer this up.
by LaBeaner April 8, 2010
Get the John Mayermug. by Austin BJ August 3, 2010
Get the John Mayermug. Or Mayer for short. This is another name for Douche, a guy who doesn't know a good thing when he has it. Shallow, selfish, and narcissistic. Lord, help the poor girl who wastes her time imagining this guy thinks beyond the length of Johnson, which is usually shorter than average and his prematurity matches his immaturity; as evidenced by how he would brag to world about his conquests. He should thank his lucky stars that the women, who are for numerous reasons, to good for him, don't return the favor and blast about how utterly, sexually and in all other ways, disappointing he is.
They have no respect for women
They have no respect for women
Dushe: "yeah, I like to flip it, smack it, rub it down"
The rest of the world: "yuck, that guy is a total John Mayer"
The rest of the world: "yuck, that guy is a total John Mayer"
by lovely_dragon February 23, 2010
Get the John Mayermug. 1. A writer and singer of some of the worst pop dreck known to man.
2.One of the best blues artists currently active.
Surprisingly, both of those definitons refer to the same damn person.
2.One of the best blues artists currently active.
Surprisingly, both of those definitons refer to the same damn person.
John Mayer's Room for squares is utter shit, but the songs on Try! stomp anything I've heard lately. Go figure.
by nonameandshtuff October 11, 2007
Get the John Mayermug. An UGLY pathetic excuse for a man,uses his horrible music and undeserved fame to try and bed beautiful women who otherwise wouldnt look his way!! uses these women to make himself feel important or worthy,fucks with their heads and treats them like shite in the hope that they will keep running back to him,hence,further increasing his ego.
he does this because deep down he has no real feelings of self worth,and so he shouldnt because he is a useless unintelligent talentless excuse for a man/human being!!END OF!
he does this because deep down he has no real feelings of self worth,and so he shouldnt because he is a useless unintelligent talentless excuse for a man/human being!!END OF!
by just had sex May 10, 2009
Get the John Mayermug.