Jock Itch

The sudden urge, often brought on by something on TV or some other sight to masturbate.

Dude, that picture of Amanda Fox in a bikini brought on some serious jock itch last night!

by Pwnography February 06, 2010

Jock Itch

An annoying girl who is like that annoying itch in your crotch.

"Dude, Shes such a Jock Itch."

by Eric Howard May 26, 2007

JOCK ITCH

A nagging swollen scrotal irritation caused by over-scratching your nut-sack.

Oh Yeah!, Well I've got 'Jock Itch' honey, what is your point?

by Richie January 14, 2004

Jock Itch

The shittiest thing a man will experience in their dull, dull life.

I want to die, because of Jock Itch of course.

by Mikes x Hellen Keller March 01, 2019

Jock Itch

1. to portray yourself as someone you're not, to play pretend on the Internet
1. to run away and hide

2. "you're not who you say you are, you trying to pull a Jock Itch?"
1. "yo where's Justin? man he's Jock Itching"

by AKA Donkey March 29, 2006

jock in an itch

the female equivalent of "panties in a bunch," i.e., when a woman issues a complaint typically made by males.

A: "Shopping again? But we just went yesterday."
B: "Alright, alright Sally, don't get your jock in an itch."

by kris takahashi April 14, 2010