Joachim 

The name of the greatest nigga alive.

"Yo what's your name?"
"Joachim"

*instantly wins*

Joachim by iloveasiangirls. November 21, 2021

Joachim 

Rich white kid who likes boys and only wears Abercrombie because he feels like he needs to fit in, so he doesn’t wear anything else

Ohh look at that Joachim, he is such a clishè

Joachim by Bugsy Malone88 October 9, 2018

joachim daddy d 

our very much beloved organisational coordinator king with a big candy jar for all of the complaining students at his school

Peter being a little scheisser- lets go to joachim daddy d, He will manage everthing for us.

Oh i want to change p5 and p4 and my sportkurs and my seminarfach and i dont want to be in class with my ey bf- no problem, daddy d will manage everything.

joachim daddy d by A fine pickle jar February 13, 2023

Joachim von Ribbentrop

The German Foreign Minister during World War II. Unfairly executed after the war.

Joachim von Ribbentrop is teh coolness.

Joachim von Ribbentrop by Dquenen August 14, 2008

Joachim Selvåg 

A person who tells a joke and gets no respond, he could also be defined as less funny.
He could also be approached as the garbage king or fifaking.

Joachim Selvåg, you are not funny

Joachim Selvåg by Legenden99 February 21, 2019

Jachimike 

A human of godly descent. Impossible to stop. Incredibly powerful. Blessed with the beauty of the gods. Sexy, intelligent and as awesome as the day passes. Son of Zeus. Blessed with the gift of Athena, the thirst of Ares and the beauty of Aphrodite.

Damn son, Jeffrey is such a Jachimike.

I wish I was a Jachimike.

Jachimike by The Gentleman__ January 1, 2012

Joacim 

A cool person who is awesome. But is slow to get up in the morning.

Party Animal

That person is a joacim allright.

Joacim by lkjhgfdsa1 May 3, 2009