jizzworthy 

jizzworthy is an adjective.
-worthy of jizz
-so good it makes you jizz
-as good as an orgasm
-induces a desire for sex with

"that boy is jizzworthy"
"these mozzarella sticks are jizzworthy"

jizzworthy by allenthedude November 2, 2009

jizzworthy 

a very fine, hot, sexy, good-looking, gorgeous person that makes you just wanna jizz when you see them.

Can also be a positive description for something, eg. "that party last night was so jizzworthy"

derived from the word jizz, meaning to come. Originally comes from the song "jizz in my pants" by the lonely island.

She/he is so jizzworthy.

That party last night was so jizzworthy.

I love that song, it's so jizzworthy.

jizzworthy by smileysteph21 September 12, 2010

Jizzworthy 

the annoying squid on mario kart that jizzes all over your screen when you race

Daniel: Man i was playin' Mario kart the other day and jizzworthy got his load all over my face! I couldn't do a thing.

Carmen: WTF... that's messed up

Jizzworthy by King Peach July 18, 2010

Jizzworthy 

A event, person or thing worthy of sexual arousal.

That lady is jizzworthy.

Jizzworthy by -Plasma September 27, 2015

Jizzworthy 

Someone very good looking or fit, worth a jizz.

Oh my god Mia khalifa is jizzworthy

Jizzworthy by lillwawless January 15, 2019