Xi Jinping

The current dictator of China who's basically a corpo-communist version of Mao Zedong. He also scared of Winnie the Pooh for some reason.

Like many communists, Xi Jinping likes to oppress and brainwash people.

by Tycho47 March 17, 2020

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by imposter762 September 26, 2021

Xi Jinping

An asswipe with a small dick who is better known in the west as Winnie The Pooh, much to the fat peice of shits dismay. He likes concentration camps and owning Hong Kong

"That peice of shit Xi Jinping really hates protesters huh."

by Raymonster Animations June 10, 2020

jingling the change

Choking the chicken, flippin the burgers, beatin your meat.

Did you see Dr.K jingling the change during class the other day?

by Flopalopadingdong April 2, 2006

Xi Jinping

a piece of communist shit that ruins a great country, China

A: Who is Xi jinping?
B: he is a piece of communist shit

by ShadowFighterYT July 26, 2020

Jinpingasura

Jinping + asura (जिनपिंगासुर / જિનપિંગાસુર / জিনপিংআশুর) from Asian mythology, was a monster from a far off land in the east that was known to people of that time as China. He terrorized his people & people beyond his borders. He would steal Filipino fish, Tibetan copper, East Turkestani oil & gas, American technology, Hongkongese freedom etc etc. Once he is said to have unleashed 'bad air' that killed millions of people around the world. People at that time believed that it was a result of him farting after eating bat soup. People at that time called it Wuhan virus / China plague /Jinping Pox. He would threaten the country of Taiwan the most & torture the citizens of East Turkestan & Tibet the most. The vicious demon had huge fangs that the people of that time referred to as dictatorship, large saucer sized eyes that the people of that time referred to as electronic surveillance. He could peep into living rooms of millions all at once. He had long hands & vicious claws that he used, to rip out organs of hundreds of thousands of political prisoners across the country. The hideous monster Jinpingasura's reign of terror would last many many years.

Kids, gather around, it's story time, let me tell you the tale of the hideous monster Jinpingasura. Once upon a time, in a far off land, there lived a hideous monster Jinpingasura..... (kids are engrossed in the story...)

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 19, 2021

JingJing

A magical, sparkly Asian unicorn who will live forever and ever

Look at JingJing! She's such an amazing unicorn.

by Kaidan.skitty February 1, 2013