jesus

the only perfect man to ever walk the face of this earth and give hope a definition

Luke 8:28
When he saw Jesus, he cried out and fell at his feet, shouting at the top of his voice, "what do you want with me, Jesus, Son of the Most High God? I beg you don't torture me!"

Jesus, Son of God

by Wheels August 4, 2005

jesus

A word impossible to define, Greater than any possible definition.

Jesus you know what's in my heart without me saying it.

by zedo August 14, 2006

jesus

Jesus saves sinners...

and redeems them for valuable cash and prizes

by buttonfly June 13, 2003

jesus

christians saviour. Gods son.

my #1 homie above everyone else

by SMgangsta760 January 13, 2005

jesus

Jesus, is a cool guy who is cooler than nature, enjoys long romantic walks on water, and doesn't get all big-headed about being God's son.

Girl: So what do you like to do?
Jesus: I enjoy long romantic walks on water.
Girl: Only Jesus can do that.
Jesus: Bitch, I am Jesus!

Mark 13:1

by Blacktop Preacha May 22, 2005

jesus

this cool dude with cool hippie hair who talked about how great it would be if everyone would stop being assholes to each other and just get along man. stop the hate!

how could you hate jesus?!

by rilesworth September 16, 2006

jesus

a magician that lived 2000 years ago,fooling the less intelligent and weak.He was the chris angel of his time,the only reason why we dont think chris angel is the son of god is because we understand magic and know its fake but 2000 years ago people werent so smart.

Damm jesus you turned my water into wine,how did you do that ?

by nothing_but_the_truth December 23, 2008