This takes preparation. You need to be on the verge of a constipated poop. In other words, a solid shit. While performing anal, doggy style, you stealthily shit in your hand. In one fluid motion, you pull your cock out and slam the shit in the gaping hole, and immediately JAM your cock back in.
by The saltine July 20, 2017
Get the Jersey Slamma-Jamma mug.A incredible woman, with a incredible heart that is larger then life. Very independent, strong willed, and ambitious. Knows her dreams and goals, and is willing to do any and all to achieve them. If you are lucky enough to have her fall in love with you, be prepared! Because it is a journey you will want to last for a lifetime!
The true run away bride, but she knows what she deserves.
The true run away bride, but she knows what she deserves.
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When you are fisting your significant other and proceed to flip them over with your fist still inside of them, like a spatula
Riley: Flip me over and slap my ass
Matt: *with his fist still in her* NEW JERSEY SPATULA TIME!
*with the power of god he flips her over as if she were a spatula*
Matt: *with his fist still in her* NEW JERSEY SPATULA TIME!
*with the power of god he flips her over as if she were a spatula*
by 11inchbonner November 5, 2018
Get the New Jersey Spatula mug.When one is driving on the highway and switches three or more lanes at once. Typically done to avoid missed highway exits in heavy traffic, or to swing over to the fast lane to pass much slower traffic; without a turn signal or warning for other drivers.
by RAS8325 February 7, 2008
Get the jersey sweep mug.When a lady squats above you whilst you are laying flat and attempts to give you a Cleveland steamer, you immediately react by applying an uppercut to the lady's rectum and forcing the would be Mr. Hanky back from wence it came.
I was with this crazy ass freak last night! She tried to give me the ole' Cleveland steamer so I gave her the New Jersey Speed Bag instead!
by New Jersey Speed Bag ASC. January 12, 2020
Get the New Jersey Speed Bag mug.when you travel from the far left lane all the way to the exit ramp in one quick motion
Often done on the NJ Turnpike and the Garden State Parkway
Often done on the NJ Turnpike and the Garden State Parkway
by Dave K July 23, 2004
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