Sweet-Jolly-Fucking-Ranchers 

A phrase you say when you feel someones mother should have swallowed them instead

"Go clean your room!"
"SWEET-JOLLY-FUCKING-RANCHERS!"

Sweet-Jolly-Fucking-Ranchers by SweetJollyFuckingRanchers246 March 12, 2017

jello fucking 

When you make jello in somones oriface, allow it to solidify and then fuck them

Did you hear? Bob and Sally were looking to mix things up in the bedroom so he jello fucking her asshole

jello fucking by watchtheswitchinstantly March 9, 2014

fat jolly fucker

Some who wont shut the fuck up and laughs at everything. Also likes Generals dick. Fat and dumb

Hahaha im a fat jolly fucker hahaha. that printer is funny hahaha. I like the generals dick hahaha

fat jolly fucker by Master01 November 25, 2013

Jellyfucked 

To get fucked so hard your body turns to jelly. Used most often to describe a situation where one has been screwed over, or gotten a raw deal.

"Man, i just got absolutely jellyfucked by the IRS".

Jellyfucked by Boopotts March 8, 2017

jellofuck

Taking spoons full of jello, and coating a condom inside and out, then proceeding to have anal or oral sex. Once you've ejaculated into the jello inside the condom, have the woman, or man eat the jizz and jello mix.

We were trying to make oral more interesting, so we decided to jellofuck.

jellofuck by Assfuckerexpert March 5, 2015