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Another name for the jedi's lightsaber. It came to me one day while walking down the highway with my lightsaber and I forgot what it was called, so out of my mouth came "jedi-stick"
Hey Brooke let's have ourselves a jedi-stick fight!
Jedi-stick! Brilliant
*pshooom* :ingages in lightsaber battle while walking odwn the highway:
by Emily10010011001 December 19, 2005
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Jedi Surprise Party

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When you insert your finger into someones asshole after consuming spicy finger foods. Especially when resulting in pain for the receiver.
I gave my girlfriend a Jedi Surprise party last week, and she still makes me wash my hands before bed
by KorihorAntichrist January 15, 2021
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My dad got involved in some Mexican Jedi shit after his phone became useless and he was looking for some ways to fix it
by YuOfTheNight August 29, 2020
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The Last Jedi Syndrome or TLJS for short. Is when a sequel of the film, book, series or game ended spitting the face of the last product by changing the continuity unorganically, insulting the audience love of the character by killing or derailing them, disrespecting the source material like adding something that breaks the story, changing the genres (if done poorly) or mocking the audience for liking the last product and/or throwing the original creator under the bus.
Reviewer: The Last Jedi ended up splitting the fandom due to Rian Johnson making the sequel that spit on the face of The Force Awakens and the whole of Star Wars up to this point due to derailing Luke Skywalker along with adding stuff that breaks the source material thus it the reason why it is called The Last Jedi Syndrome or TLJS if you want to short it.
by CherubPrime November 14, 2025
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The most awesome title in the world.....there can only be one and until he resigns and passes the title on no one else can claim it....currently held by a one Mr. Andy Schmitt
yarrr I'm the best cuz im the super ninja jedi pirate slut master of doom!!!!
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sacked jedi

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A Jedi that has been around for a long time, sacked, injured, growing and awaiting for extraction to another Galaxy.

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E.g : I know a person that was a Sacked Jedi but somehow rather the spring time will come eventually.
by zenamilkaze April 23, 2018
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Sexual Jedi

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A sexual jedi is a person who both possesses the uncanny ability to be a player (swordsman) but then be able to fuck-them-speechless. A sexual jedi must also have a high sperm count.
Friend-"Dude the Police are awesome!"
You-"Yeah I know""Sting is a sexual jedi!"
by Spanky746 December 19, 2009
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